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Francie “Fact-finding” Futterman’s dream has come true. Get ready to absorb a metric ton of information on cubits, cows’ grass, parsecs, and megafonzies.

Show Notes
Why eggs are sold by the dozen
Perfect kilogram
International Metrology Day

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Our massive Masters of the Universe tribute concludes as we ditch Eternia for the more cerebral environs of Etheria and discover what happens when Hollywood attempts to offset the loss of Orko with an anthropomorphized bucket of fried chicken eating itself.

Show Notes
He-Man and She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
The New Adventures of He-Man
New Adventures He-Man design
New Adventures Skeletor design
2002-2004 Masters of the Universe series
He-Man/Thundercats crossover comic
Masters of the Universe (1987) trailer
Masters of the Universe post-credits sequence
Masters of the Universe PSAs
Dragon Walker
Eternia playset
The Slime Pit
Prince Adam and Orko action figures
Advent Calendar House: He-Man/She-Ra: A Christmas Special
Power of Greyskull: The Definitive History of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

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Fabulous secret powers were revealed to us the day we held aloft our magic microphones and said “Let’s talk about He-Man.”

Show Notes
John (age 2) and his Castle Greyskull
The Ottomen: Moss Man
Extendar
Power of Greyskull: The Definitive History of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Deregulation of children’s TV
He-Man creates glass from sand

Show Notes
New Percolator feed
Revamped TheHourchive.com
New Percolator album art
Ep #335 | Glass (Marcus Movie Madness)
Adam’s Thanos drawing
Drew’s Clues | An Hourchive Special Presentation
Nick is Really Dumb | An Hourchive Special Presentation
Alice Cooper: No More Mr. Nice Guy
Ryan Adams Dangled Success. Women Say They Paid a Price | New York Times

We kick off our latest season with the final installment of our get-to-know-your-Hourchive-hosts special presentation as guest Hourchivist Ashley subjects Drew to a gauntlet of ambitious games.

Show Notes
Get to Know Your Hourchivists: John | Adam | Nick
Pizza Power (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shells)
World’s biggest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fam
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live at the Disney-MGM Studios
Old News or Old Nudes

Guest Hourchivist Brian “Cinema Paradiso” Davis welcomes us to the comfortable and impeccably maintained reclining chairs of the Marcus St. Charles 18 Cinema to question the existence of M. Night Shyamalan’s latest cinematic superhero deconstruction.

Show Notes
D-Box Theater Seats
Marcus Theatres 2019 Best Picture Festival
Excuse 17: I’d Rather Eat Glass
Split explained
The creature reveal in Signs
Wide Awake poster image
Adam’s IMDB profile
Marcus Theatres mobile app

Our month-long celebration of 2018 comes to a close as Nick weaves us through the music we collectively discovered or rediscovered throughout the last 12 months while we walk parallel to the ground with our hands in our pockets.

Show Notes
The Hourchive’s Best of 2018 Spotify Playlist
Euphoria Again: Cinderella (John)
Karen O., Michael Kiwanuka: YO! MY SAINT (Nick)
Why We Build the Wall (Adam)
Hospital Job: Devices Got Designs (Drew)
BOAT SHOW: Entreé (John)
Matthew Dear, Tegan and Sara: Bad Ones (Nick)
They Might Be Giants: Last Wave (Adam)
Last Wave / Walk This Way video
Fiancé: Wing (John)
of Montreal: Plateau Phase/No Careerism No Corruption (Nick)
Kalm Dog: Mirrors (John)
alt-J: Deadcrush (Nick)
Donald Byrd: Woman of the World (John)
Neil Diamond: Heartlight (Nick)
”Weird Al” Yankovic: The Hamilton Polka (Adam)
Surfer Joe: A-Frame (John)
Direct Hit!: Bad Answer (Drew)
Cotton Jones: Marula (Nick)
Harry Dean Stanton: Cancion Mixteca (John)
Courtney Barnett: Small Talk (Nick)
J’ai Peur des Crabes: Cocobongo (John)
Nnamdi Ogbonnaya: Love to See (Nick)
The Interrupters: She’s Kerosene (Adam)
Flesh Panthers: Wish I Woulda Known (John)
The Living End: Drop the Needle (Drew)
Tierra Whack: Cable Guy (Nick)
Robbie Dupree: Navaguemos Ya (John)
Don’t Stop or We’ll Die: Don’t Wake the Ghost (Nick)
John Williams: Theme from Superman (Drew)
Say Sue Me: Old Town (John)
Oneohtrix Point Never, Sandy (Alex G.): Babylon (Nick)
Bands in Town

Guest Hourchivist Tony Eighteen returns to help us relive our favorite song-belting, administration-probing, face-breaking, monorail-riding moments of the last year.

Show Notes
Hadestown
Skid Row (Downtown) | Little Shop of Horrors
”Down on SKID—”
Little Shop of Horrors (1986) original ending
Hamilton’s America documentary
Duane Eddy: Bobbie
Celtic Invasion (WWE)
Ep #306 WrestleMania
Becky Lynch and the Smackdown Women’s Division invade Monday Night Raw
Bender vs. The Foreigner (Futurama)
Sid Vicious breaks his leg
The Monorail Song
Disney Springs

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Our look back at 2018 somehow starts in the Spiderverse and stretches all the way back to Adam's first comic book. In between we'll delete the internet while simultaneously celebrating the best meme of the past year.

Show Notes
Amazing Spider-Man #131 cover
Drew’s Spider-Man costume series
Ultimate Spider-Man #1 cover
Long Weekend
”The Booty” photo

From our family to yours, happy holidays.