This week we are getting a sense of déjà vu as we join Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt in a fight for survival against an alien race. They have mechs, they have Bill Paxton but will they earn some Udders?

This week we step into a controversial period on British history as a lone soldier must survive a night in Belfast during the troubles. Will he make it home with some udders to his name?

This week we take a walk in the woods with some hairy folk from the Highlands. Will a team of British soldiers make it through the night with a respectable amount of udders? Tune in to find out.

This week we are surrounded by a-holes in an obscure gem that JT selected for review. It's got Frodo, it's got Slim Shady and it's got Country Music, but will it earn any Udders?

This week we join a bunch of strangers who find themselves trapped in a mysterious maze. If they want to survive and earn some Udders, they will have to work together!

This week we join Rocky Balboa as he gets the chance of a lifetime in a classic underdog story. He's got the heart, he's got the skills but will he get the udders?

This week we celebrate 20 years of Captain Jack Sparrow by looking at the movie that started it all. These pirates plunder gold and rum but will they be sailing away with some coveted udders for their stash?

This week Gaz and Dave assemble a crew of desperate blokes for a novel money making endeavour, they have Tom Jones, Leather Thongs and Clingfilm, but will they be leaving with a strong udder score?

This week we head into the wasteland of weirdness for a punk fuelled overload on the senses. It's got horny kangaroos but will it walk away with any Udders?

This week we delve into seductive horror as a bunch of scientists and a mercenary try to survive a horny alien with extending nipples. How many udders will they earn?