On this episode Zig Zag and Rufus talk about stuff like...

PoliticsTrumpBilly CorganSkrillexSteve AokiPolitical PoseursKanye WestStraight JacketsThe Carbaonaro EffectAnne Burrell’s HairRachel RayTotino’s PizzaGino’s PizzaCourtney LoveBranch DividiansBrexitiPhoneTaxesIRS

Featured Music: “Lovely Lady” by Monkey Warhol

Random out-of-context quotes:

“My guardian angel is a 22 year old hot chick.”

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“Trump is the Anne Burrell of uncles. He has stupid hair and talks down to you lik eyou’re an idiot.”

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“He wasn’t a man. He was just a guy with a gun.”

Join Zig "Winston" Zag, PhD. and Rufus "The Firehose" Slothkowski as they dismantle the pressing topics of the day or just ramble on about random shit. 

Check out the plethora of topics Double Z and Rufus got into in this life-changing episode:

The Super BowlNo fun stuff on SundaysTotino’s PizzaGino’s PizzaGiada DeLaurentiisFood NetworkGotham TV showGallagher!Carrot Top looks like a he-man villain.Popcorn and movie theatersZapp’s potato chipsVodkaRipple alcohol = cheap wineNew YorkFlyingTomato juice and peanutsJeff DunhamTattoos

Kick off February with Zig Zag & Rufus! Here’s some of the riveting topics from this episode:

Nintendo

Metroid

Super Mario Bros.

Gaming

Perfect Strangers

Foghat

Thin Lizzy

Where’s the beef lady

Willie Dixon

Hangovers

Restaurants

Corn chips

Ghost Hunters

UFOs

Mary Tyler Moore

Soap Operas

Billy Corgan

Random out-of-context quotes:

“You gotta take 20 hits of extasy and eat a bunch of beef to really get into it.”

“My body knows me better than I do.”

Join Zig Zag and Rufus for a special Presidential Innauguration episode where, hopefully, they DON'T talk too much about the damn Presidential Innaugruation!

Here’s some of the compelling topics we covered in this compelling episode!

Buying steaksHuman / pig hybridPygmalionBill Gates & Steve JobsAmerican GeniusiPods, iPhones, & iPadsWeak chinsTransgenderProstate examsDenturesDentistsUFOsNASAPolitics

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Join Zig Zag and Rufus this Tuesday to discuss whatever happens to come up this Tuesday! In this rivetting episode:

LIVE Movie Trailer Analysis:

PITCHFORK movie trailer: PITCHFORK Trailer 2 (2017) Horror Movie

CLINICAL movie trailer: CLINICAL Trailer (2017) Netflix Horror Movie

Random Out of Context Quotes:

“Every anime character looks like a pre-teen at most.”

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“I have to laugh that you can trade a pound of crab legs for crack.”

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“We’re going to war over a better utopia!”

Other Stuff:

AnimeBernie Madhoff and hot chocolateOld computers & floppy disksRetro gamingDonald Trump & Barak ObamaPOLITICS!Ramen noodles & Cup O NoodlesPIZZA!InterventionEasy RiderBarflyUtopia

It's Friday the 13th!!

We've survived Snowmaggedon / Snowpocalypse so let's now return to our normal routine of tuning into The HypersSloth Happy Hour with Zig Zag and Rufus!

Old Folks Home

Prison

Smashing Pumpkins

Billy Corgan

Lowe’s Hardware

Home Improvement

Obamacare

Capitalism

Freemasons

Illuminati

ChiPs

Hunter

Kim Kardashian

Trump

Random out-of-context quotes:

“I think Lowe’s employees are paid by the mile”

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“I think the inauguration is going to be a black tie assless chaps affair because the entire country is getting fucked in the ass.”

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“Instead of the yin and the yang it’ll be the Zig and Ruf.”

It's too cold and dangerous to go out so stay in and listen to Zig Zag and Rufus yak about random stuff! Snowmaggedon...or the Snowpocalypse...whatever you call it is upon us. Kick back and enjoy rivetting discussions about:

Snowmaggedon

Snowpocalypse

Plinko

Sumner Redstone

Food marketing

Banking

Taco Bell vs Taco Cabana (again!)

Self driving cars

Forrest Gump

BB guns

Whippings

Random out-of-context quotes:

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I really miss the prison soup.

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Natural cut fries are one less fucking cut!

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Can I get the natural burger please? The one that comes with the tag in the ear?

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A taco does not travel from point a to point b

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Partying is paying a $5 cover charge to see a band, not sucking dick for rock.

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Every stoner has a chronic disease.

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I already medicate myself, so i might as well diagnose myself too.

No idea what we'll be talking about on this episode but it will probably have something to do with it being the end of 2016 and the beginning of 2017! Happy New Year folks! Here's some things discussed...

Jerry Springer

Health insurance

Obamacare

Intervention

Self-checkout

Billy Corgan

Virtual Reality

Bad neighbors

Police shooting dogs

BB guns

60 Days In

What makes this holiday special so special? Well, how about all this stuff?!

Out-of-context quotes...

How can you not love a pan that you can just wipe with a dirty rag?

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Corey Feldman is no Sammy Hagar that's for goddamn sure!

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Square dancing is a gateway drug.

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They call that dream dick...you might want to lay off the Robitussin.

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She was on the wrong end of a rape fantasy.

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This is not good meth, because I'm super fat.

Join Zig Zag and Rufus for a rivetting deep dive into all things cool! Highlights from this episode include:

Plumbing issues!Dark beer!Hackers!Twinkies!Samsung appliances suck!Requiem for the American Dream!Donald Trump!Skype sucks!Make Bald Eagles Great Again!

Random Out-of-Context Quotes:

RUFUS: “It’s hard to gauge my IQ because I’m so smart I don’t believe in the same numbers as most geniuses.”

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RUFUS’ DOG: “I don’t’ want to get kicked or punched…and I DO like pepperoni…therefore, I shall pee pee outside.”

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RUFUS: Surely if Jesus could turn water into wine he could turn a pile of lumber into a hut.

ZZ: Unless it’s from Ikea.

RUFUS: LMAO!

ZZ: Not even Jesus can put that shit together.

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RUFUS: Supid people are stupid, but stupider people are even more stupid.

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RUFUS: How many Alanis Morrisette lyrics do you know?

ZIG ZAG: You ought to know.