Join us this Friday because you have nothing better to do and we have all the answers to life's problems.

Here's some of the rivetting topics we covered with blinding brilliance:

SportsReality TV

Naked and AffraidDeadliest CatchAlaskan Bush PeopleThe Last AlaskansInterventionHipstersPrinceBuddy HollySnapped TV ShowInternet

Today is tax day! What better way to kick off the weekend?! Did you pay your taxes? Are you getting anything back? If so, can we have it? We'll discuss the IRS and taxes and other delightful things humans do to fuck with each other.

Here's a few of the riveting topics ZZ and Rufus covered on this episode:

The IRSTax Time!Bernie SandersHillary ClintonLemmy Kilister & Lemmy: The MovieMotorheadThe Dark WebThe Silk RoadComputer PrintersFast FoodAnd More...

Hang out with ZZ and Rufus as they discuss things very relevant to your crappy existence!

Here's some random words uttered by us on tonight's show:

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You may have other plans for this Friday but they should be scrapped so you can join Zig Zag and Rufus for another Friday Free-for-All!

We discuss all sorts of pressing issues facing our great nation such as the totally insane brawl between Nicolas Cage and Vince Neil in Las Vegas, the horrors of public swimming pools and water parks, and Macaulay Culkin's band Pizza Underground!

Let's face it, your real friends are total losers...so don't go out with them tonight, come hang out with Zig Zag and Rufus for a Friday Night Free-for-All!! We're your real friends, anyway. The only people in your life you can trust. We love you. We give your life meaning. Your other "friends" just use you and treat you like garbage. You know this to be true. Burn them. Burn them all... Then join us for some fun!

Hop on the bobsled to badassdom with Zig Zag and Rufus!

Join us for tons of awesomeness, wisdom, sass, and other stuff.

This Audio Ambush is brought to you by a previous full HyperSloth episode!

It's a 1 minute 18 second AUDIO AMBUSH! Rufus channels his redneck neighbor to tell the story of Star Wars!