This week we find out how dark it gets in Gippsland. Spoiler: Pretty bloody dark! And you know what happens when it gets dark? All sorts of cryptid animals come out and rustle around, kidnapping and eating cows and all sorts of other stuff. Plus we drop a bombshell about our favourite Youtuber. GET READY!

Early on in this episode, Cam says "why aren't we doing Rasputin?" and he's probably right. Instead we talk about the Russia/Trump thing, and the murder of Seth Rich. But don't worry, there is a sweet killer octopus and we hear of Kim Dotcom's fraudelent destiny play. 

This week we try work out what the dickens HAARP is all about. Radio waves, weather control, mind control and more. And of course the illuminati is behind it all. And how about the first people to land in Australia and NZ? Were they white? Nah, they weren't. Some racists want you to think that though. Find out why. 

Canberra is an occult... something. We never really got to the bottom of it. Pretty boring place, even in conspiracy. And Area 51... turns out it's ages away from Roswell. Like, inconveniently so. Why would they ship a bloody grey all that bloody way? We never really get to the bottom of that either to be honest. Whatevs. Tune in. 

This week we swim in the watery waters of Alex Jones. With eye's like a puppy and the physique of an adonis, could he really be Bill Hicks and Beau Bridges morphed into one perfect human specimen? Is he even human? Is this just another of Ted Turner's classic pranks? 

Ever read the Berenstein Bears? How about the BerenSTAIN Bears!? If that blew your mind, tune in to learn more about the smushing of mulitverses that's warping our reality. Also what the fudge is a Posadist and why are there so many memes about it? Plus some dank bud knowledge on the low key. 

They are putting things in our water, but not even fluroide could keep 2Pac's pineal gland from pinging off the charts. Find out how that all ties in to Salty and Cam battling to be the whitest dude on the podcast. It's a classic FroYo vs Mad Mag showdown. BLAT BLAT BLAT. 

We dive into Dilbert and his connection to Syria, the White Helmet's and the Russians. Then we unpack Jesus' death? Did he die? Did he move to Japan to start a garlic farm, is he secretly a space lizard? You will find out the answers to this and... well not much else. And you probably won't find the answers. EXPECT LOLS THOUGH

Who really run this? Girls? Lizards? Knights of Malta? George Soros? We follow the marionette up to the hand that guides the strings. What does Conan the Barbarian have to do with it all? And is Ricky still in the Pipsqueaks Too? Who knows? You! After you listen to this week's episode. 

Are they chemtrails or are they just hallucinogen induced freakouts in Europe? What are chemtrails? Are planes the most efficient way of distributing them and what do toilets have to do with it all? So many bloody questions. Also, the moonlanding; fake or real? (obviously real) Find out for sure this week on the Hypothetical Institute.