This week we take a look at them words. Find out why signing your name could have you tied in knots with the shadow government, and learn what Quantam Grammar is all about. Also, the People's Princess. Who killed her and why?

Who would've thought we stumbled into an actual conspiracy when talking about wrestling last week? Well... we did. Also, Cam gives us the low down on his favourite consipracy, Tuesday Weld. It has Manson family, zombie Waylon Jennings, the Beach Boys, Route 66, CIA, LSD and heaps more. 

Wtf is Vault 7 and what does it mean for your TV. And more importantly, what does Pamela Anderson's salad have to do with it all? Heaps, of course. Macho Man swings by as well, to tell us all about the Illuminati. 

Is the Oscar fiasco proof that Freemasons are organising humilation rituals during award shows? Of course they are. Don't be so naive. Then we talk about Trappist-1, is it a trap? What do the Big Bang Theory cast know about it all... as usual, we have you covered. 

We dive into Transvestigations and find out what they have to do with angels in Antarctica. Also, we wonder if the agile structure is why Nazi Ufos have never taken off. Could they still be in the final sprint? Tune in!

This week we wonder why the New World Order would use the Port Arthur massacre as a way to move to Canberra. We also try to work out why on earth(!) the Flat Earth conspiracy is making a mainstream comeback and what that has to do with the NBA. 

What do Nic Cage, the Big Bash League and golf all have to do with a recent tragedy in Melbourne? Also, wtf is Pizzagate? Don't worry, just relax and let us explain it all, right into your ears.