The I Can't Read Podcast

The Omegaverse makes its first appearance on the I Can't Read Podcast as we read Ali Hazelwood's Bride. From the author of Love Hypothesis, Bride sees our protagonist (Misery the Vampire) forced into an arranged marriage with the Alpha of a rival nation of Werewolves.

How will she adapt to the life of a were's mate? And can the opportunity to snoop in enemy territory help her find her missing friend?

BESITES! We reached 10K plays!!! And to celebrate we're treating you to an iconic piece of literature, the Hogwarts fanfic featuring Ebony Darkness the vampire, her bf Draco and mysterious rando Harry Potter or someone. Join us for our VERY FIRST reading of this classic fanfic. Yes we are blown away.

On this week's episode of the spicy bookstravaganza that is I Can't Read, we finally enter the Tingleverse. Cringey booktok boyfriends step aside, it's time for some true artistic literature. A science grad research assistant finds himself in a peculiar situation at work when his genetics are used in cloning experiments. Not all them mind you. Just the ones from his brains, and his butt...

Finally, the dramatic conclusion to the viral TikTok sensation that is Fourth Wing is upon us. As a wise, old prophet once said, "If our dragons are shagging then why shouldn't we?"Just what is happening with our mysterious love interest and these attempts on Violet's life? Will our protagonists finally succumb to the raw passion inside of them? And as a wise, old prophet once said, "If our dragons are shagging then why shouldn't we?"

The besties return to the world of dragon riders and shadow powers in part two of our read through of Fourth Wing. Violet must duel with Xander, and this time she won't have the power of subtle poison to give her the upper hand. Not to mention the fact that she'll need watch her back for traitorous comrades, enormous dragons, and perhaps even a more sneaky attempt on her life...

*note: there's some slight static on this recording which we've tried to clean up as best we can but one of the mics had a slightly loose connection so sorry for the occasional buzz!*

Would you believe it, Fourth Wing (an absolutely storming success on booktok and huge best seller romantasy) contains some absolutely choice cringe for our intrepid non reader Wheels. Some very clunky exposition guides us through the harsh world of dragon riders as our protagonist is forced into the life of a soldier. But when she finally meets her squad leader, she realises that war with the gryphon riders and a brutal training regime might not be the only danger she'll have to face...

*note: there's some slight static on this recording which we've tried to clean up as best we can but one of the mics had a slightly loose connection so sorry for the occasional buzz!*

The thrilling conclusion of the international romance is here! Part 3 of our Red White & Royal Blue read along and things are starting to fall apart... Not only has the prince and FSOTUS's romance fallen into an eerie silence, there may be a leak of the time they've spent together to the press! Will they make it through this tumultuous period? Find out on the I Can't Read Podcast!

What's this? Could the US President's son and one of the royal princes of England be secretly into each other? Surely they wouldn't... KISS? Let's hope no one at the New Year's Eve party saw, and let's doubly hope no one sees what the boys get up to next in Red White and Royal Blue!

It's time to build some international relations between our two great nations by exchanging the national twinks in Red White & Royal Blue! One of the United Kingdom's princes is forced to kiss and make up with the son of the US president after a very public mishap at a royal wedding. But could there be more between them than just a petty rivalry?

With much anticipation we give unto you the finale of both our read through of A Curse for True Love and also of the series itself! What will become of our protagonists? Will Wheels stop finding them absolutely insufferable? And just how many magical trees are there in this place???