This week we are join by friend, and comedian Tony Sykowski! We have a lot of ideas of how to make farm life easier, including a multi utter cow milker, a rabbit distraction to get them away from your crops, a convertible tractor for going from field to road driving and we even figure out how to make the most out of your bug bites.

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Tony Sykowski - @tonysykowski

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at [email protected]

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This week we are joined by comedian Jake Velazquez to go over some silly invention ideas including a shirt that lets you hide your gum so that no one will ask for a piece, designer bibs to keep food off your shirt but make you look cool doing it, treadmill shoes so you can run in place, and a thigh addon to keep your legs off the toilet seat. We also figure out how to sleep standing up!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Jake Velazquez - @jakevcomedy

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at [email protected]

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This week we are joined by Comedian Jack Finnegan to go over some more insane invention ideas including a wig gun, a dating service that measures your junk size and matches you with someone compatible, a tattoo that looks like skin to cover up your old tattoo, a rocking chair that rocks itself, concrete that smells nice, and we figure out how to go barefoot outside when the ground is disgusting!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Jack Finnegan - @jfinnegancomedy

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at [email protected]

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This week we are joined by comedian Becca Harris! The inventions we flying on this episode. We has restaurant that has no cups only long straws that zig zag through the building, emergency vehicle lights for none emergency vehicles, clothing bundles in stores so you can buy a matching wardrobe all at once and a way to go fishing in your own fish bowl. We also put an end to car crashes for forever.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Becca Harris - @beccaherries

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at [email protected]

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This week we had on Comedian and Friend Ashton Womack for another spicy episode of idiocy. We talk about underwater book covers so you can read while scuba diving, sex toy phone attachments, VR videogames that make you feel real pain, a brail conveyor belt so blind people can watch foreign films, clothes to make perverts think twice when they check you out and so much more!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Ashton Womack - @ashtonwomack

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

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This week we are joined by comedian Gabe Mollica to go over some more wacky invention ideas. We talk about the self cleaning blender, a Groupon app that doesnt allow you to be friends afterwards, food that expands like a sponge to get you fuller faster, cars that can refuel while driving, a sound proof box for opening snacks in a movie theater and so much more! we also invent a solution for Charlie getting food on his new pants.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Gabe Mollica - @gabemollica

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at [email protected]

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We return this week with a bit of a shorter episode featuring comedian Alden Skeadas. We get crazy with these inventions including knee spikes to keep your legs from closing and getting sweaty, a fake arm to lure mosquitoes in and then spring a bug zapper trap on them, a service that will drop pianos near you to save and awkward conversation, and energy drinks that put you to sleep instead of waking you up. We also solve the problems of being sweaty, having to pay attention at shows, and figure out a way to tell if your pressure in your guts is a poop or a fart!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Alden Skeadas - @aldskeedorhino

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at [email protected]

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This week we are joined by comedian Brendan Sagalow. Its a hot episode right out of the gate we talk about elevator trivia so you don't have to endure elevator conversations, we talk about a chiropractor machine, Amazon packages that disappear when you open them so you get the thrill of a new package but dont have to find a place to store the new thing, and military spike battle balls!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Brendan Sagalow - @brendansagalow

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at [email protected]

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This week we have on comedian Mary Martin. Its a very sexual podcast episode with inventions like the Cum Gun and the Cum Gum but we also have some non sexual ones too like a service where you can pay for celebrity gossip, or romantic carriage rides with carts pulled by rodents, or an app that helps you kill moments of awkward silence, and lastly a pizza guillotine so you always get that perfect slice ration.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Mary Martin - @wrestlecrow

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at [email protected]

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This week we are joined by friend and comedian Jeffrey Emerson. Jeffery has a bone to pick with phones so we come up with all kinds of phone based inventions including a pair of glasses with mirrors so you can look at your phone without developing scoliosis, and a phone too big for one person to hold. We also talk about a coffee pot that doubles as an alarm clock, a pair of shoes that make it look like a bunch of foot prints, and a bank for mugging so that to muggers can go get your money there instead of hassling you on the street.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Jeffrey Emerson - @jansel_jadams

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at [email protected]

Thanks for listening!