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March 05, 2024 #209 - get f@#ked c*nt
The Idiots are together on camera for the very first time!
Returning from yet another hiatus, the Idiots open with a discussion about representation (or lack thereof) in video games and the inconsistent reactions from social media following the games' releases. Following that, the boys show off their dreadful American accents, and Philly reads some extremely outdated weekly news including Lil Tay's fake death. Sam then tells us of his GTARP escapades, and the episode ends with a discussion about Deadpool in Max's segment.
The Idiot List recording for this episode was unfortuantely corrupted, so we have decided to cut it. We don't ever wish to deliver lackluster content and we hope you understand.
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1 hr 13 min
October 08, 2023 #208 - introducing the Condom Balloon™
The Ford Ranger Raptor can only run on fossil fuels devised from Velociraptor skeletons.
The Idiots are having a threesome! This week's episode begins with some rants about the Idiots' experiences with clueless customers, leading into a much larger compilation of stories from Sam about his weekly hospitality mishaps. Then, they debate whether or not they would choose to have a nutsack at birth. The Idiots keep the discussion going and share their opinions about the UFO whistleblower and a potential first contact, and finish the episode with Philly's segment, where Sam and Max battle it out in a general knowledge quiz.
Following this episode, the Idiots continue to build the Idiot List. This time, they discuss the Sex Coach and the damage that a threesome can cause in a monogamous relationship.
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57 min
October 01, 2023 #207 - Rent a Sex Doll Today!
Would it be wrong for a non-practicing necrophiliac to be a mortician?
The Idiots have launched a Patreon! This episode begins with a short discussion about some of the more unique animes the boys have stumbled across, moving on to talk about Max and Philly's local pest problem. The Idiots break out their improv skills soon after, with a special guest appearance from Batman, which goes on a for little too long. Finally, after a conversation about the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and it predecessors, the Idiots close the episode with Sam's segment, touching on the riot insighted by Kai Cenat and his consequent arrest, as well as Pokimane, Amouranth, and internet drama as a whole.
Following this episode, the Idiots unveil their new exclusive segment, The Idiot List. In true white-guy-podcast fasion, this segment finds the boys discussing and debating controversial reddit stories and whether anyone belongs on the Idiot List. Starting the series off with a bang, the Idiots debate the Necrophiliac Mortician and the ethical dilemmas that come with such a shocking combination.
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1 hr 9 min
September 24, 2023 #206 - shane dawson (billy aleksandar bojanić)
The average speed of a c*mshot is 45km/h.
The Idiots return with their first genuine celebrity guest, dear friend, and goalkeeper for NK BSK Bijelo Brdo, Dawson Bojanić! They open with a discussion about Dawson's incredible career and the struggles that came with living in a foreign country during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic. Following a conversation about the OceanGate Titan implosion, the Idiots Paul-Blart-Mall-Cop to talk about Max's near-death experience and his consequent thalassophobia. The episode continues with a geography quiz for Philly's segment, where the boys truely live up to their name and finally ends with the Idiots sharing some of their worst clubbing experiences.
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1 hr 38 min
July 28, 2023 #205 - what colour is your ankle bracelet?
We fell off hard.
Are the Idiots going international? They start the episode talking about their future careers, and reflect on Healthy Harold, the interactive, Australian, health and safety program. Then, the Idiots discuss Porsche's new eFuel and what it could mean for the cars of the future, wrapping up the episode with Max's segment, this time focussing on WALL•E.
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1 hr 9 min
July 25, 2023 #204 - Phillytar: The Last C*mbender
Water! Earth! Fire! Air! C*m!
The Idiots lost a recording and they're not happy. They begin with a short recap of what would have been one of the best episodes of the season and debate what the best superpower would be in the real world. Eventually, Philly hosts his segment, this time a quiz, after which The Idiots share their Avatar: The Last Airbender fanfiction to end the episode.
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1 hr 1 min
July 21, 2023 #203 - guests are back
Hard-core meth is kinda overrated.
The Idiots are joined by thier first guest of season two and Sam's childhood best friend, Tyson Huynh! They jump around a number of topics, including their celebrity crushes and what goes on behind the scenes when recording an episode of The Idiots Podcast. Later on, the Idiots share their thoughts on Hollywoods' decline in quality in recent years, bringing the episode to a close with Max's segment, where they discuss The Incredibles duology.
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1 hr 19 min
July 04, 2023 #202 - sneezing makes us c*m
Philly's p*nis is absolutely ginormous!
The Idiots rediscover their chaotic nature. They begin with a discussion about the most popular dating apps and their experiences with them, Paul-Blart-Mall-Copping into a conversation about their favourite childhood TV shows. Then, Philly's first solo segment completely destroys the Idiots' sanity, ending the episode.
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1 hr 8 min
June 30, 2023 #201 - adding some seasoning
New? Absolutely! Improved? Not so much...
The Idiots return in the season two premiere! Sam, Philly, and Max explain what happened to the podcast and where they've been, which then turns into a recap of the world events that they missed out on, including the death of Queen Elizabeth II... The Idiots then introduce their new podcast segments and eventually close the episode discussing the strange effects that a loved one's death can have on a person.
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1 hr 40 min
May 24, 2022 #5 - our new guest almost f@#king died
We're vertically challenged.
The Idiots debut their newest member, Maximillian Maher, and are joined by their ever-so-humourous-friend, Aiden Summerton. They touch base on the Depp v. Heard case and express their hatred about different lollies. Then, once they've discussed their experiences with alcohol, the Idiots share stories about their unique encounters with emergency respondents.
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1 hr 8 min

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