The Inconsolables

All Hail Glorbo.

NEWS
| Nicki Minaj + Call of Duty = ???!? | Final Fantasy XIV Xbox Port | Death Stranding Boss Can Bite Your Ear Off |

NAUGHTY CORNER
| Ubisoft Axes Immortals: Fenix Rising 2 | CD Project Red Lays Off 100 Staff |

WITAT
| The Tale of Glorbo | TMNT Controller Smells Like Pizza |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

TBH I forgot to come up with a title while listening to the episode, and now I can't access the audio so idk, I thought the WITAT was funny enough.

NEWS
| Sony is being far too horny for CoD | Dev realises that everyone hates his game, but they're going to patch it | Blizzard nerfs everyone in Diablo; everyone hated that | I didn't realise that we already talked about Tiny Build's shenanigans bc I was busy seducing sonic (ノ_<。) |

WITAT
| The ESL fines monsters that commit fashion terrorism |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

Sonic confused Sammy's "chilli dog" for an actual chilli dog, and they went to reveal the Illuminati's secrets together. I wish I was making this up. AI's a hell of a drug.

Meanwhile, in another part of town, Microsoft defeated the FTC (twice?), Gex is returning, and companies have theoretically found a whole new low to sink to with their uses of AI.

NEWS
| Microsoft Wins FTC Injunction Case And Also Emergency Injunction | Gex Remaster |

NAUGHTY
| AI To Spy On Workers | Payday 3 Always Online |

WITAT
| Speedrunner in FF14 Breaks Record Then Has It Broken Immediately | Zuck vs Elon In A Cage (Hopefully Near The Titanic) |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

Join us for a wild ride in the gaming world on our latest episode! Sega throws shade at blockchain and NFT games, calling them the equivalent of watching paint dry. We dive into the drama and uncover the reasons behind their abrupt about-face. 

But wait, there's more! Baldur's Gate 3 introduces romance options that take it to a whole new level... with a bear. Yes, you heard that right! We can't help but laugh and cringe as we explore this unexpected love connection.

Hold on tight as we tackle Sony's decision to block Roblox on PlayStation, fearing it might corrupt innocent minds. Is it a smart move or an overreaction? We'll dish out our thoughts and stir up some lively debate.

Then, things get a bit naughty as we uncover how modders are using AI deepfakes for some scandalous voice acting. It's voice acting gone wild, and the fallout is both hilarious and controversial. Buckle up, folks!

And of course, we couldn't leave out the legendary Peter Molyneux, who's up to his old tricks again. He promises not to hype his next game... right after hyping it up! We can't help but roll our eyes and chuckle at his antics.

In a true facepalm moment, we reveal the mishap involving Sony, the FTC, and Microsoft. Let's just say confidential documents met their nemesis: a good ol' marker pen. Oops!

Plus, we share our hilarious misadventures and honest reviews of games like Diablo 4, AEW Fight Forever, and the epic journey of Dave the Diver. It's gaming talk with a twist of comedy, so don't miss out on the laughs!

Tune in now and join the gaming party like you've never experienced before. It's a podcast episode you won't want to miss!

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

The internet broke. So did one of our recordings, so enjoy us scrambling and putting something together at least! It ended up being two solo podcasts glued to each other...

FOCUS
| Summer Games Fest |

SAM NEWS
| Ally Hart Steeping Away from ATEBIT |

SAM NAUGHTY
| Summer Games Fest Nearly Had A Woman (But Didn't) | Bioware Femshep Statue | Embracer Group Overspent |

ANDREW NEWS
| Baldur's Gate 3 Release Date Moved Forward |

ANDREW NAUGHTY
| Review Bombs on Skullgirls | Bloober Team Done With Psychological Horror (While Remaking Psychological Horror) |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

IDK we're still not with it, here's some highlights that I finished editing at about 3:30am.

ZAC'S LINKS:
| https://open.spotify.com/show/1U8QBEcLsieKT5ZSaM9kvB | https://twitter.com/news2reviews | https://www.twitch.tv/newstoreviews | https://linktr.ee/newstoreviews |

PAUL’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Thundermaceaus | https://twitch.tv/thundermaceaus |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

Well to my surprise, setting up a wedding is time-consuming and stressful, and that kinda meant we just did a casual thing in a hotel. I believe the euphemism is that it was "cosy and rustic"

Seriously though, Andrew's wedding was really rad, and he SHOULD BE RELAXING AT THIS POINT AND NOT READING THROUGH MY DESCRIPTION. The audio of this podcast is lesser in quality than the wedding, so uh sorry, I tried.

MAJICK'S LINKS
| https://twitter.com/majickmangaming |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

PAUL’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Thundermaceaus | https://twitch.tv/thundermaceaus |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

The Token Straight Guy, The Token Woman and The Token Sam talk about video games.

What more do you want?

Happy Pride 

In which Sam is on the precipice of turning 30 (which has happened since recording - Happy Birthday Sam!) and Andrew is on a mission to Kill Chaos.

NEWS
| Playstation Showcase | Alone in the Dark Gets Release Date | Warhammer 40k Racing Game | Killer Instinct Migrates Servers |

NAUGHTY
| Apex Legends Womens Tournament Band (and then reinstates) Team With Trans Player |

HFLAT
| Ghostlore |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

Reporting live from my new place (and also uh the acoustics need some work lol), its another chaotic episode. Today's is a tale of new games announced, and played, Activision Blizz shenanigans, Nicholas Cage and actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

NEWS
| Lords of the Fallen has Andrew's attention | Mortal Kombat 1, bc the first 11 didn't count | Actual Thespian Nicholas Cage | Zelda creator considers Open-World Zelda the new blueprint :/ | EU + China approve of ABK purchase | Steam to offer 1.5hr demos |

NAUGHTY
| Remember how Blizz justified Overwatch 2 being different with PvE and progression, so it's totally different from Overwatch 1, well they cancelled all that lol | FUT packs ruled as gambling, but Sony is paying? | Phil Spencer expected Redfall to be at least a 6.4 lmao | A sad NFT cockfighting game is dead now |

WITAT
| Stardew modder has a 63-character harem | NOBODY EXPECTS THE DRAGON AGE INQUISITION | A sample platter of Starfield's post-coital tête-à-tête |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |