The Inconsolables

Kalgar and MrsL got their GOTY releases over the past week so strap in for some serious deep dives into Darkest Dungeon 2 and Legend of Zelda: Tears of The Kingdom.

News:
| Screen Australia starts First Nations Games Studio Fund | Jedi Survivor alerts speedrunners | Hollow Knight Silksong delayed | Tears of the Kingdom has a speed run already |

Naughty Corner:
| Unity Manager Fired | Crypto Bros pivoting to AI |

WITAT:
| Zelda is themed around Hands | Giant Penis in LoZ |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

We played Redfall. It's impressively bad. Don't be like us. Be smarter. Don't play Redfall.

News:
| Apex Legends Bug Was a Single Line of Code | Saints Row Patch Overhaul | Pathfinder: Abomination Vaults Announced |

Naughty Corner:
| PixelOpus Shut Down | Discord Forcing Name Changes |

WITAT:
| PS5 Controller Used to Create Babies (who have now actually been born) | Tears of the Suavamente |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

Daddy, tell me the story about the sex cult! 

Alright, just this once little Debbie. Once there was a cult called The Pinkertons who liked to throw their weight around and bust up unions. To the bigwigs this was the sexiest thing they had ever seen. It made them rigid with joy every time a small union was busted up and the lives of the meek were pulverised...

That is all you are getting from me. Listen to the podcast to know what the hell we are going on about. Well, we were all quite a bit loaded on the mead and wine so like, warning I guess?

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

In which Sam tries the Savoury Shapes, MrsL watched the D&D movie, and Andrew was blindsided by a Kickstarter game arriving.

News:
| Indie World | Japan Has Run Out of Pokemon Cards | Bodycam Shooting Game | Sony buys Firewalk Studios | Monster Hunter Now |

Naughty Corner:
| Twitter Hurt Itself In Its Confusion |

WITAT:
| Leon Kennedy Can Fit In His Briefcase | Peppa Pig Live Reaction |

LILEGG'S LINKS

| https://linktr.ee/lilegg69 | https://twitter.com/lil_egg69 |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

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News:

| Pointcrow makes a BotW multiplayer mod... |

Naughty Corner:
| ....aaaand its gone. Thanks Nintendo | Stopping school shootings by banning manga??? | Ghostwire, now with Denuvo | EA kills off American McGee's Alice, and his interest in making games period | Konami Employee attempts murder |

WITAT:
| Chicken Crimpy shapes meets Xbox? | Very cool pixel fashion, price tag in the thousands | Idiot holds up a CO2 meter in a bitcoin mining warehouse in negative IQ attempt to prove bitcoin mining is carbon neutral, ARE YOU SERIOUS |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

Sammy does bad impressions. Kalgar finally gets into Vampire the Masquerade and MrsLlante is not there to tell Sammy his impression is bad.

News:
| Sony Controllers | TABS drops free games | Konami makes games | Everquest 2 is dope |

Naughty Corner:
| Robin Thicke is a dicke | RE4 Remake brings microtransactions | Ada Wong gets harrassed internet are assholes | Monster Energy is a fuck |

WITAT:
| Chess with no butt plugs but mice  |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

Totally Normal Episode.
Also we have a guest!

News:
| MGS3 Remake | Tears of the Kingdom Gameplay and OLED Announced | PS Plus is Still A Thing |

Naughty Corner:
| Ding Dong The E3 Is Dead | The Last of Us on PC Sucks | Microsoft Ends $1 Gamepass Trial |

WITAT:
| The Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog  |

LILEGG'S LINKS

| https://linktr.ee/lilegg69 | https://twitter.com/lil_egg69 |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

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News:
| The Oscars were correct gg | Steam Sale is going down | RIP Lance Reddick |

Naughty Corner:
| Microsoft teams up with cloud gaming service; continues to threaten CoD on Switch | Gemma Bain, widow of Total Biscuit,  contemplates taking TB videos off YT, out of concern of being used to fake TB videos with AI |

Bonus:
| Free educational game about holocaust |

WITAT:
| Film Critic enjoys Tetris the movie, never heard of the game wtf | The roller coaster that goes beyond the universe  |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

Sammy doin the shave for blood cancers. Hooray! Send noods and money!

News:
| Tim's after Gabe | Suicide Squad |

Bonus:
| Last Spell looks dope|

WITAT:
| Butthole Chess | Who reads these? |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

Throw money at Sammy so he can dye his hair green. All of it.

Oh lawdy.

News:
| Pokemon Sleep | Ash is Finally Free | Babylon's Fall Final Patch Notes | Elden Ring DLC Announced |

Naughty:
| Sony Ordered to Reveal Trade Secrets | UK Regulator Doubts the Switch Can Run CoD | Forspoken Studio Shut Down | EA Lays off Apex Legends QA viz Zoom Call |

WITAT:
| Lord of the Rings Musical | Massachusetts Spends Covid Relief on TMNT Manhole Covers | Jack Black Pranked Into Wearing Bowser Costume to Interview |

INCONSOLABLES LINKS
| https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU |

ANDREW’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar |

MRSLLANTE’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ |

SAM’S LINKS
| www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |