The Inconsolables

If you don't like today's episode, maybe you're just not rich, sexy or design-savvy enough for it. Maybe none of us are.

MrsLlante joins us to discuss the crazy announcement from Apple and Google, and speculate on who would buy this stuff. Meanwhile, E3 Leaks, EA's attempt at E3 hypemongering, punchworthy faces and some polar action ;)

News:

| Apple's press conference full of expensive things for sexy people | E3 Leaks (Watch Dogs Legion, Elden Ring, Ni no Kuni Remake, Tales of Arise) | EA Play (Star Wars, Apex Legends, Battlefield 5, Sportsball, Sims 4) | Pokemon Sword and Shield | Bethesda were "ready for the Fallout 76 reception" | Google Stadia, which is expensive and for sexy apple users maybe | Baldur's Gate 3 | Surge 2 Release Date | Girl Gamer Festival | Destroy all Humans is getting a remake | MTG Anime |

WITAT:

| Cuphead coming to... Teslas? | Lynx Xbox: encouraging basic hygeine to neckbeards | Apple is selling a monitor stand for $US999 | Skyrim exploit: Chickens of Holding | The Dog that plays jenga better than you |

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I'm back from illness and just in time to discuss all the people crying in the new Death Stranding trailer! Oh and so much more

Are we all game diseased? Are Pokemon trying to monitor our sleep? Does Ubisoft not understand how roller derbies work? All that and more

News:

| Gaming Disorder is officially a thing (Sam tests himself LIVE) | Pokemon Sleep and a new *new* Pokemon Go Accessory | Death Stranding Trailer: We attempt to explain it | ACCC taking Sony to court over refund policy | Microsoft releasing more games to steam | Is Larian Studio teasing Baldur's Gate 3? | A whole bunch of E3 Rumours (Ubisoft roller derby & subscriptions, Fable 4, Simpsons, Watch Dogs 3, THQ Nordic) | Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (but like a new one) | Mario Maker 2 doesn't let you play with your friends, Randoms Only |

Why is this a thing?

| Anti-Lego Slippers | India's PUBG Ban |

Nerds and Noobs community opens - discord link:  //discord.gg/xMkxwvj

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This week, we're missing Sammy as he's still fully sick (Happy Birthday, bruv!), but we have our buddy Desmondous to guest star! Swings and roundabouts.

We bring the tangents this week with discussion on how to handle a 24 hour stream, the new live action Aladdin film, Gaming Roadmaps, A Plague Tale: Innocence, and much more!

News:

| George RR Martin and FROMSoft | Sonic Movie Delayed | Twisted Metal gets a TV Series | CD Project Red and Crunch | PlayDate | Minecraft Mini Melbourne | Like Action Akira | 

Holy Fuck, Look At This:
Vambrace: Cold Soul - https://store.steampowered.com/app/904380/Vambrace_Cold_Soul/

Pupperazi - https://store.steampowered.com/app/1028350/Pupperazzi/

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Sammy's sick this week, so Paul and Andrew hold down the fort, discussing the election a little bit. Andrew's addicted to Mordhau and Paul's been trying out Rage 2. And, of course, the news! I am so sick of the E word...

News:

| Update: Riot Walkout | Adobe Software and Older Versions | Katana Zero Rated | Outer Wilds and Epic | Epic and Sales Fails | Microsoft and Sony Working Together on AI | Epic at BAFTAS | Mario Maker 2 | Black Mirror 5 | Netflix at E3 | Beat Saber Leaving Early Access |

Rumour Mill:
FROM Software have an E3 Announcement

Why is this a thing?

| Sonic Burger | Ubisoft Joking About A New Splinter Cell |

HFLAT:
Snakey Bus

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Sammy's Article on Epic: https://checkpointgaming.net/features/2019/05/epic-store-vs-steam-why-is-everyone-so-mad/

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Oh boy another State of Play. That Cloud from Final Fantasy is pretty. Want to know my fantasy? A bloody release date for this bloody game!

Whip is here to guide us through the news this week. Games Unions, Walkouts, and Lootbox banning, Oh my! So much to cover so let's get on into it shall we

News:

| State of Play and its announcements | Attempts made to ban lootboxes in the US | The Rioter Riot!: A Walkout Story | The Report from the Games Workers Union Melbourne Meetup | Some MK11 Developers are in therapy for PTSD now | Yahtzee's Dev Diary | Pikachu Movie Leak (aka the Pik Roll) | Xbox have patented a controller for visually impaired people |

Why is this a thing?

Random Tattoos: probably going to cause some Ragegrets | Goats of Duty | Uno is here to teach Twitter |

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Have you every wanted to think about the fact that Sonic is technically naked? Nope, neither did I, but now we have to. Thanks Sonic Movie.

In other travesties, Riot is preventing its employees from complaining, Epic is trying to control the PC Market, and Kojima is trying to explain Death Stranding. And of course, we played a bunch of video games, fighting and mystery, oh my!

News

| The Sonic trailer is a travesty | Nintendo removes “A Dark Room” for having coding capabilities | Kojima helps “connect” the dots re:Death Stranding | Employees want to have a walkout, Riot is trying to stop them | Epic bought Psyonix, will be pulling Rocket League from Steam | Pornhub may be looking to acquire Tumblr | Youtube CEO Susan Wojcicki’s blog post: trying to un-break Youtube | Trailers: Nancy Drew, LiS2 E3 & Daymare 1998, and their shitty countdown | Sekiro Manga | Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night coming June 18 |

Why is this a Thing

SONIC because really | Testiklos the Nut | Subverse is the Ass Effect | Siri & Alexa are married now, I guess? |

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We're missing Paul this week, but we have two special guests instead! Matt Mercer joins us. For real. (It's Not Matt Mercer). MrsLlante also joins us on very little notice. So little notice that we actually ask her to join us while live.

Weird week, this one!

News:

| Nancy Drew Dev Woes | MK11 Grind | MK11 Crunch | Persona 5 Royal | Persona 5 Scramble | Monster Prom Mod Tools | Sekiro Beaten With DK Bongos | New Dropmix Cards That Will Satisfy |

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We’re keeping it on the down low in this cozy little episode. Settle down with a little minestrone why don’t you? We’ll guide you through the news of the week. Borderlands! Star Wars! A few things I’m into! We got it all.

Paul and Andrew have a bit more to say on the ol’ Sekiro, and the lovely Dead Cells. Sam’s got some new indie things to try out. ‘Sall good.

News:

| PS5 (or Playstation 4 2) is going to be a thing | Microsoft has a Xbox One SAD announcement | Samsung makes a foldable phone that folds... and breaks | Katana Zero is refused Australian Classification, so why is it still on steam? | Assassin's Creed Unity and all their Notre Dame News | Beta Bar is Closing T_T | XIII (no not final fantasy XIII) is getting a remake |

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We’re keeping it on the down low in this cozy little episode. Settle down with a little minestrone why don’t you? We’ll guide you through the news of the week. Borderlands! Star Wars! A few things I’m into! We got it all.

Paul and Andrew have a bit more to say on the ol’ Sekiro, and the lovely Dead Cells. Sam’s got some new indie things to try out. ‘Sall good.

News:

| Super Meat Boy Forever Delayed | Borderlands gets review-bombed, Valve steps in to stop review bombs | Rhys, Randy and Troy: Who’s lying about Borderlands 3 voice acting? | DMC5 is getting a board game | PUBG Banned in Nepal | New Star Wars things | Valve hit with illegal gambling lawsuit | Youtube may start making choose your own adventure programs | Thanks to @CanYouPetTheDog, you can now pet the dog in Enter the Gungeon | Birdman (aka the Tony Hawk Pro Skater Cover Band) is playing a gig for the skater himself |

Why is this a thing?

| Because science’s anal-lysis of Antman going up Thanos’s butt | Moshino X Sims is just weird | PSN attempts to give you a new username |

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Hey! Paul's away again, so Andrew and Sammy share their favourite April Fool's jokes from this year, and discuss a plethora of weird and wonderful stories.

Also Andrew's new controller broke from natural causes and Sam doesn't believe that it wasn't due to Sekiro-induced rage.

News:

| r/games shuts down for April Fool's | Borderlands 3 Release Date and Epic Store | Japanese Man Threatens to Kill Square Enix Staff | Article 13 | Segata Sanshiro Celebrates Sega Saturn's 25th Anniversary | 

Why is this a thing?

| Garfield Phones Washing Up on a French Beach | Gabe Newell Underwear in China | Prince Harry Wants to Ban Fortnite | Thanos Teddy Bear Alludes to Avengers: Endgame Spoilers |

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