The title says it all really.

Whoah, has an evil future gym teacher dude made most non-non-heinous android copies of Mike and Laura, killed them - all to avert a utopian future based on being excellent to one another?

No, that's the plot to Bill and Ted you silly billy. Instead, Dom has trapped Mike and Laura in a room with a terrible choice - Scrabble, darts, chess, or Mortal Kombat?

If you'd like to play along at home, you might need this mysterious sigil:

and the value of Scrabble tiles:

In today's lesson...

Terrifying Dreams of Dissappointed Biscuit Babushkas.

How to talk to Fascists about Hell (without saying it)

King Charles Impersonations

And How much it is sensible to drink before attempting an Escape Room.

You'll learn a lot today children.

Can you count to 4?

Can you count to 4 backwards?

Can you count 4 numbers in the order that they're written?

If you answered yes to all of the above, you didn't go to Art School.

Feeling completely lost? Tune in to find out...

Let's settle down into a dark and weary nook while we talk about which Muppets are taking which drugs, how the Book Nook escape was put together, and give Step Lockyer from Enigmailed a grilling on how the hell he can create so many puzzle projects at once.

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Escape the mentalist's Book Nook

We're joined by Step Lockyer from Enigmailed who's running the puzzles for us this week!

Step took us through an audio version of one of his upcoming Kickstarter projects - Escape the Book Nook. 

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This episode was brought to you by The MOON, as well as our patrons Christopher Cherng, Ryann Sparrow, Dave Shaw and Maggie B.

We also now have MERCH!

You can get a sweet The Infinite Escape Room enamel pin and puzzle postcard to impress your friends and shame your enemies. Check it out!

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This week's solvers were Laura, Jon, and Jamie. Your Games Maestro and puzzle creator was Step Lockyer.

Join the gang as they meander through the history of musical instruments, the history of luddism, the history of history - and then finally a very sad story from Jon.

We're not proud of this episode title, and we're not proud of the wee little clue asset below - but by gum we're proud of the episode itself.

Join Anna, Jamie and Jon as they find themselves beset by arctic wildlife, and trapped with the corpse of Amadeus Mozart in a musical mystery cave...

If you're playing along at home you might find the below useful. Or you might not! As visual assets go, they're pump.

Our Salty Solvers sit down for a pint and a Port and discuss all things Penguins. Other topics include What Jamie Did With The Mortgage Money, the value of newbie team members in escape rooms, the many ways in which experience is more of a curse than a help and, of course, the team's near miss in last week's room.

Pull up a bar stool, lets set the world to rights.

Jon's back! And he's kicking us off with a wholesome trip to the zoo. Tune in and listen to Jamie & Mike nearly figure this out, then realise their mistake, then forget their mistake and very, very nearly fail. And listen to this tale of woe knowing that you would've done it faster. Possibly.

For those doing a Solve-Along, please take a little look at the visual assets below.