It's 'new year, new me!' over at The Infinite Escape Room, as Mike, Bailey and Dom bring copious amounts of sweat to Jamie's gym puzzles.

MARVEL at the geographic diversity of Jamie's Arnie impression

WINCE at Dom 'sampling' the sweat cauldron

RECOIL at Bailey's recounting of the horror that is Spin Class

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This week's solvers were Mike Collins, Emma Bailey and Dom Jordan. Your Games Maestro and puzzle creator was Jamie Gibbs.

• What will Mike do with the ceiling and floor sphincters?

Ho ho ho! It's that magical time of year where a severed head seeks brutal vengeance for a supplanted god of the winter solstice! Plus jolly old Santa! And Sherry!

It's absolutely not a bleak pagan nightmare. It's a Christmas special. Honest!

This one is hosted by pagan fertility enthusiast Dom, and solved by those cheerful innocent wee boys Mike, Ben and Jamie.

Here's the images you'll need if you want to play along at home:

Clearing

Lock

Note

aka Escape Santa's Workshop

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This week Tony and Chris attempt to kickstart Christmas with the help of a surly elf, some non-existent cocoa beans and the Naughtiest Boy On Earth.

Can they get Santa's Workshop up and running again before The Fat Man himself returns from seal clubbing pilates?

Tune in and see how they got on!

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In a rare Four-Men-One-Room recording, MIke, Alan and Jon learn their lesson and then immeadieately forget it, courtesy of Danny. So, grab a drink, take a moment, and reflect.

• Can Jamie just reach they key to escape?

This week, Mike, Jon Jamie are turned from monkeys to monks by a Dom's monasterial machinations!

It's an absolute belter - and if you want to play along at home, here's the image assets you'll need...

Portraits

Grid

Mysterious rune

Awesome runic number system

aka Defeat MechaTrump

This week's episode is made possible by our wonderful Patreons, including Tonje Beate Halvorsen and Ryann Sparrow

This week Mike, Laura and Aled finish what they started all those weeks ago and come together to defeat the Trump Bot before he gets to Mars-A-Lago.

• QUIVER with horror at Trump's synthetic neck flap

Tune in and see how they got on!

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NOTE: This episode initially uploaded with a huge silence at the top. Editor Jon has now finished flaggelating himself and trimmed it properly. If you have the duff episode, refresh your feed and redownload. It should be fine.

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This week the team must escape Elon Musk's moon base and return to earth via a convenient space ship. All they have to do is get through an airlock...whilst passing a Turing Test...as Donald Trump...Using only his tweets.

Is Trump Human? Is Christ Trump? How does Jamie think Gravity works?

Tune in, find out.

• Can Laura crack the sweet puzzle?