Cancer Merchant and Rap Game Edward Bernays relive their glorious youth, hanging out in the coolest clubs in pre-Obama Hollywood at the tender age of 18 and channeling their sexual frustrations into punchline club bangers. Thanks to Teddy's @ the Roosevelt for all the memories and celeb sightings... good times! 

Cancer Merchant & Rap Game Edward Bernays analyze the problematic 2008 emo-rap track "Cut From Da Team" and ask the question: "If you recorded a rap song 14 years ago with someone who was later cancelled by the entire comedy community of Los Angeles for being a manipulative, abusive asshole... should you keep it up on your soundcloud?" The boys also wibe out to RGEB's powerful Justice remix "We Are Your Friends - ARiSTOBRATZ REMIX" and Taking Back Sunday's "Cute Without The E" and talk about their failed dreams of becoming the frontman of a screamo bad. 

The Cancer Merchant talks about his cringe song from sophomore year of high school "If I Were Granted Three Wishes" by "the ectypal innovators" (2005 - 2005 R.I.P.)

Cancer Merchant & RGEB discuss their latest instant-classic hip-hop  banger "niccelodeon" and explain why "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" is  B.A.D.

"the cancer merchant" and "the notorious R.G.E.B." discuss Cancer Merchant's revolutionary, anti-American diss rap classic "BLUE VELVETTE"

Ethered an entire hegemonic Empire, son!!!! 

Cancer Merchant and Rap Game Edward Bernays discuss the brilliance of Cancer Merchant x Rap Game Edward Bernays' classic hip-hop intro track, "Shook Chewing Gum Salesperson(s)" 

almost died, got home from the 1 day before the collapse of the american  empire, & decided to talk some shit about it so i can say "a fuckin  todaso" later on... if this sucks, it's cuz i'm on prescription drugs  

0:00 - Intro / Why “Infinite Jest”

39:00 - Hypernormalisation

45:45 - Society of the Spectacle

49:00 - Simulacra & Simulation

54:00 - “Magick”

1:06:20 - 2020 “Election” Predictions

1:36:00 - Conclusion? 

the first installment of INFINITE JEST - a media project about the  silly, spectacular simulations that we're all stuck inside.