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Every woman a guy has ever met has gone through "the system". If you know, you know. Sorry ladies, but even your guy "BFF" has put you through the system. You're not like his sister. Maybe step-sister *heh*.
Why don't men carry purses? What would you keep in there?
Recap Halloween 2022.
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When you're a kid Halloween is one one of the best holidays because....candy. Duh. Once you're a young adult Halloween is all about the parties and costumes (barely). In your 30s is kinda sad. But hey, at least we can all laugh at Elon Musk rampaging through the Twitter offices like Godzilla.
What's your favorite scary movie? *ugh a Scream reference? gross*
I'm sure we rant about some other stuff too.
Happy Halloween!!!
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"Your Truth". Probably one of the dumbest phrases out there. People use it all the time. Even when that "truth" get's blindsided by the Mac truck of reality.
Make-a-Wish? Charity or Celebrity PR Stunt?
PSA: Make an effort to hang out with the boys.
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Ya'll think the metaverse is all rainbows and heart emojis? Or like living your favorite video game a la Ready Player One? Nah bro, it's gonna be weird. Really weird.
Activist. Protestor. Vegan. Crossfitter. What do these words have in common. They are titles held by the most annoying and useless people on the planet.
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So we're doing a social media purge month.
Ever find yourself scrolling though instagram thots as soon as you wake up and it's the last thing you do before bed? Do you spend entirely too long on the shitter reading an article on facebook? Did your whole mood for the day change because of an argument with a random on twitter? Then you might need a break as well.
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Dreams. Everyone has them. Some have wet dreams. Even fewer follow their dreams.
Red flags are not to be ignored, especially on a Tinder date.
Guy code is stronger than girl code. Agree or disagree?
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Calling all businesses? Do you want really cheap advertising? Like REALLY cheap? Say the cost of a T-shirt? Well you are in luck. DM for details. *we just want free t-shirts
Asking out that smoke show in the gym? Is it a good idea or a bad idea?
Customer service is at an all time low. What is the solution? Well if you're going to be weird, at least be hot.
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God save the Queen! While the UK is mourning Queen Elizabeth's passing, we have to ask, why do Americans care so much? Bringing in a resident Royalty expert from the UK to give us all the answers.
We dive deep into the differences between football and "handegg"?
What does the queen have to do with porn? Nothing. But we talk about it anyway. Can't be helped.
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Parents, do you know what your kids are doing in a teepee in the backyard?
Our first special guest, Kaily, joined us on the pod. Mostly because she was bored so why not.
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We may have got a little tipsy this time.
We talk about all our favorite vices.
Which famous person would you most want to be your BFF?
Got a response from a teacher and Zach's war continues.
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