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A long time ago, Santa was getting ready to depart, but from the very beginning something didn't work out. First it turned out that his gift order got all mixed up, the best elves were on layoff and the only elf left couldn't make it in time and didn't quite manage to make the toys.

Fearing that he won't make it, Santa went to the stable, and it turned out that someone didn't close the back door, all the reindeer ran away and are wandering around nowhere.

Nervous Santa went to the kitchen to drink whiskey and a cup of coffee, it turned out that there was no alcohol, because his scatterbrained and having problems with self-control elf drank everything, to calm his nerves he decided to make himself a cup of coffee, he thought that nothing would improve his mood like a sip of warm coffee when he wanted to taste this delicious nectar suddenly the phone rang,

It was Santa's wife, who told him that his mother-in-law was coming for the weekend, Santa, in a state of shock, dropped the cup, coffee and coffee shards dirtied the floor, he went to get a broom to sweep up and clean everything, but it turned out that the hair from the brush had been eaten by mice and then when Santa was at his most pissed off someone knocked on the door

Santa opened the door and there was an angel holding a Christmas tree.

Angel: Merry Christmas Santa, look what a nice Christmas tree I found, where should I put it?

Santa: A in the a$$!

And that's how the tradition of the angel on the top of the Christmas tree was created.

There are plenty of things in life that can kill you, but the scariest thing is how many ways there are to do it. You could die from a heart attack, or by choking on something. But what's really scary is that you could also be killed by an alligator or being struck by lighting. It seems like anything can happen at any time, and with so many dangers lurking around every corner, it's no wonder people are scared to death!

But don't worry, you're not alone. Everyone is scared of something, and that's what makes life interesting. We all have our own fears to deal with, and whether it's spiders or sharks, we face them head on in the hopes of conquering them.

And even though fear can be a powerful motivator, it can also keep us from doing things we want to do. Like traveling to new places or trying new things. But if we let fear control our lives then we'll never get anywhere. So next time you feel scared, remember that it's okay! Just take a deep breath and go for it!

And if all else fails, just remember that the best way to overcome fear is to laugh at it. So go ahead and get scared, because there's nothing funnier than being terrified!

Thank you for your time!

Hello everyone, my name is Emily and I'm a standup comedian.

Hey everyone, I'm a comedian. And I'm here to tell you that life is funny. No, really. It is. Because if it wasn't, then what would we do? We'd all be sitting around in our dark basements, crying our eyes out. But that's not the case. Because life is funny. And I'm here to prove it to you.

For example, have you ever been in a situation where you're like, "Hey, what's up?" And the other person is like, "Nothing." And you're like, "You're lying. There's always something." And they're like, "No, really, I'm not. I'm just really boring." You know what that means, right? It means that they're a liar. And liars are funny.

Or how about the time that you were out at a bar, and you saw someone that you knew, but you didn't want to talk to them. So you turned around, and you walked the other way. But then they saw you. And they came up to you. And they were like, "Hey, what's up?" And you were like, "Nothing." And they were like, "You're lying. There's always something." And you were like, "No, really, I'm not. I'm just really boring." You know what that means, right? It means that you're a liar. And liars are funny.

But life isn't just about lying. It's also about relationships. Have you ever been in a relationship where you're like, "Hey, what's up?" And the other person is like, "Nothing." And you're like, "You're lying. There's always something." And they're like, "No, really, I'm not. I'm just really boring." You know what that means, right? It means that you're a liar. And liars are funny.

But relationships aren't just about lying. They're also about love. Have you ever been in a relationship where you're like, "Hey, what's up?" And the other person is like, "Nothing." And you're like, "You're lying. There's always something." And they're like, "No, really, I'm not. I'm just really boring." You know what that means? It means that your relationship sucks. Because if it didn't suck then there would be something to talk about besides nothingness. But relationships are funny because they can be so dysfunctional sometimes.

And life isn't just about lying and relationships either. It's also about work ethic too boot! Have you ever been at work and you were like, "Hey boss man!" And your boss was all Crappity Doo Dah with his clipboard and his stupid tie That he probably got on sale at some crappy department store Chain outlet mall place Where everything is ugly and overpriced Anyway...Have you ever been at work Like that? Bossman: Hey hows it going? Employee: uh good Hows urslelf?Bossman: Good just doing some work Employee. Nothing much to report then I take it

Anways, life is funny. Because sometimes you have to deal with crappy people and relationships and work environments. But you know what? It's all worth it in the end because life is hilarious. And that's why I'm a comedian. Because I know that laughter is the best medicine. And it's also the best way to deal with all of life's bullshit.

So thanks for listening, everyone. It's been great getting up here on stage and telling you all about how funny life is. Because it really is hilarious when you think about it. And I'm here to remind you of that. Thanks again, everyone. You've been a great audience!

Another example of the venomous creativity of our beloved artificial intelligence from OpenAI.

Hi everyone, my name is Don and I'm a stand up comic. I know, I know, it's a tough life. But somebody's gotta do it. And I'm glad that somebody is me.

This is my demonstration of how in an advanced way OpenAI can already create really interesting StandUps!

Text: Entirely written by OpenAI (GPT3)

My question to OpenAI was:

And after a while we got a text! Here it is:

But I don't like coffee. I'm not one of those people that can drink coffee and then stay up all night. No, coffee makes me tired. It's like a legal form of doping. But I drink it anyway because I'm a masochist. I'm like a vampire that needs coffee to function during the day.

And I'm not the only one. There are a lot of people out there that are like me. We're the coffee addicts, the caffeine junkies, the ones that can't start our day without a cup of joe. We're the ones that are always tired, but we can't help it. We need our coffee.

So the next time you see someone like me, don't be so quick to judge. We're not lazy, we're not stupid, we're not addicted. We're just coffee fiends.

This is my demonstration of how in an advanced way OpenAI can already create really interesting StandUps!
And with Descript you can easily create a podcast that will be told like a human voice, also using AI.

Text: Entirely written by OpenAI (GPT3)
Reads: In Descript App with the voice of Don, along editing on Descript

My question to OpenAI was:
"Write some funny stand-up"

And after a while we got a text! Here it is:

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I'm not a morning person. In fact, I'm such a grump in the morning that my family has a nickname for me: "The Monster." I'm like a werewolf. I'm a big, hairy, angry beast that's been cursed to wake up at the crack of dawn. And the only thing that calms me down is a nice, hot cup of coffee.

But I don't like coffee. I'm not one of those people that can drink coffee and then stay up all night. No, coffee makes me tired. It's like a legal form of doping. But I drink it anyway because I'm a masochist. I'm like a vampire that needs coffee to function during the day.

And I'm not the only one. There are a lot of people out there that are like me. We're the coffee addicts, the caffeine junkies, the ones that can't start our day without a cup of joe. We're the ones that are always tired, but we can't help it. We need our coffee.

So the next time you see someone like me, don't be so quick to judge. We're not lazy, we're not stupid, we're not addicted. We're just coffee fiends.
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