Jack and Nikki kick off the show with a story about a moral dilemma Jack's friend faced after catching a couple shoplifting at Wal-Mart, debate who should give up the shared bed when your partner is sick and break down which professions have the highest percentages of cheaters.

Jack and Nikki reveal the kinds of behaviors that will get you kicked out of the gym, get into a discussion about "common expressions" after a girl fails her mom's test miserably and explain why you can't talk someone into finding you attractive.

Jack and Nikki take a look at a new policy being implemented at some fast food restaurants that has employees outraged, disucss the wisdom of handing your DNA over to strangers and hear you out as you make arguments for and against eating food off the floor.

Jack and Nikki talk about what it takes for you to walk out of a restaurant, take some surprisingly funny calls and texts from listeners about how they were ghosted and reveal more tipping scams.

Jack and Nikki plead for sanity from the smoker commmunity, help a listener figure out if his girlfriend is cheating on him and discuss the new "F Around And Find Out" parenting trend.

Jack and Nikki begin the show with an unusual story from a listener about a drunken regret, discuss people who suffer from "vehicular attachment" while saying goodbye to Nikki's Prius and Jack explains why having any woman other than Jessica on the back of his motorcycle is "a form of infidelity."

Jack and Nikki look at the theories surrounding people who turn off the "read receipts" on their phones, discuss getting angry in inappropriate places and milk the studio and text lines for dating app horror stories from listeners.

Jack and Nkki reveal the oddly specific profile of the kind of man who is most likely to be unfaithful in a relationship, take your calls and texts about weird kid nicknames and explain why re-using toilet paper isn't as strange or gross as it sounds.

Jack and Nikki begin the show with shocking news: Beautiful people have an advantage in life! Who knew? They collect themselves and move on to discuss lusty parents and a DoorDasher who was reported for taking food into a restroom. The show ends with a look at how people rank themselves in the dating market.

This week, Jack and Nikki take a deep dive into Tik Tok's "Go Through Your Phone or Break Up" challenge. This challenge has caused a lot of anxiety for many people. But, you know what's sometimes worse than anxiety? Pxiety. They talk about that, too. What an odd show.