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Happy Fall! Football is back, I’m consuming pumpkin flavored garbage at an alarming rate, and naturally my homeownership experience has taken another deeply unglamorous turn at the worst possible time.
This week: Marriage deception, neighborhood drama, Week 1 football thoughts, the Rams-49ers Australia situation, unsolicited dating advice for men, Earle Meets World, Alex Earle finally addressing the Alex Cooper drama, and the HYROX athlete who sh*t herself.
Then we get into the important stuff: Sydney Sweeney’s ( . Y . )'s! Her naked Novig ad, why women will defend literally anything except another women being hot (*cough* Lindsay Clancy *cough*), the history of hot chicks and how they helped us win wars, and my theory that this country would heal overnight if we could all just see a hot woman in an ad, react with joy, and move on.
Plus: a self-check for the next time another woman looking good makes you upset, why being hot is a hobby you can get better at, and a palate-cleanser to bring the show home: hills I’m willing to die on that no one asked about.
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The Jacqueline Monroe Show is a comedy and cultural commentary podcast covering current events, online trends, modern society, public figures, and influencers through unfiltered conversation and humor.
If you made it through this entire episode, God bless your soul. Happy 6 years to us. I love you.
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This episode is all over the place in the best way. We get into the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding, the nationwide Cyclospora diarrhea outbreak (you're welcome), Bryan Johnson's autoimmune gastritis diagnosis, the Tyler Robinson trial, Wimbledon influencer backlash, and the insane story of a student who had to land a plane after the pilot jumped out mid-flight.
Then we get to the main event: The Great Influencer Reassignment. After watching one too many painfully self-important influencer videos, I officially become America's career counselor and assign influencers jobs that actually serve other people. From airport wheelchair assistants to Meals on Wheels volunteers, 911 dispatchers, search and rescue teams, air traffic controllers, and more, we're finding careers this country could actually use, while still letting them film content if they absolutely must share their new career online.
Plus, neighborhood drama, my birthday recap, World Cup updates, and a rant about shopping at Target.
Thanks for listening and supporting the show! Enjoy! :)
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In this episode, I declare a national emergency and present my completely serious solution to America's declining birth rate. After reading a CBS article showing the striking correlation between the rollout of the iPhone in 2007 and the drop in US birth rates, I have one piece of advice: touch your man more than you touch your phone.
Also in this episode: my piping hot take on Clavicular's new nose job, why I think everyone is missing the point, the World Cup, Netflix's Maternal Instinct (possibly the most disturbing documentary I've ever watched), Love Island, Nancy Guthrie, and I react to one of the wildest corners of the internet.
In this week's life updates, we're talking suburban neighborhood drama, homeownership projects, my current gym routine, what I've been eating lately, and a little self-reflection on whether my delivery sometimes overshadows what I'm actually trying to say.
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Women can't agree on what's attractive and Belmont Cameli's viral dance may have been the final nail in the coffin. We're discussing the internet's divided reaction, Knicks vs. Spurs and the NBA Finals conversation, the Michael Jackson verdict Netflix documentary, and why Jaafar Jackson's performance in the Michael Jackson biopic still has me in shock.
Also: The Eternal Sunshine Tour and Ariana Grande discourse, Kalshi and Polymarket prediction markets explained, Bonnie Blue's disturbing "golden shower" baby shower plans, Golden Tempo's Belmont Stakes victory after winning the Kentucky Derby, the American college student that went missing in Japan, and we finally ask, "WTF is HYROX?"
Life updates include witnessing a car chase, people-watching at a porn shop, my obsession with Golden Tempo, and the usual collection of completely unnecessary rants and observations that somehow continue to make it into this public podcast.
Thanks for listening and supporting the show! Enjoy! 🥰
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Today we're discussing Spencer Pratt's Los Angeles mayor campaign, the new Love Island USA Season 8 cast and trailer, the Summer House reunion fallout and ongoing West Wilson and Amanda Batula drama, Matthew Perry's ketamine death case as his former assistant is sentenced to prison, Clavicular getting mogged in court after shooting an alligator, the new fully electric Ferrari Luce reveal and backlash, and the growing controversy surrounding AI data centers, water consumption, and their impact on small towns across America.
In my life: a paranormal experience that happened in my home, strange dreams, our first bonfire in the new backyard, why my algorithm keeps showing me suffering animals and making me emotional, an autistic teen with an unbelievable talent for perfectly mimicking bird sounds, a golf update, and the stupid reason why my back doesn't hurt anymore.
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Today we discuss the Harry Styles “Together Together” tour backlash and fan complaints, the latest hantavirus outbreak updates aboard the MV Hondius cruise ship, Ebola outbreak concerns in Africa, and the Frontier Airlines runway accident that killed a man crossing the tarmac. We also get into the new Netflix "TheCrash" documentary about Mackenzie Shirilla slamming her car into a building killing her boyfriend and friend, Bethenny Frankel’s TikTok shoe promotion controversy, Alex Cooper announcing her pregnancy, the NBA Playoffs and Knicks heading to the NBA Finals, my emergency vet visit after my dog ate raisins, and why my algorithm has become nothing but animal rescue videos, dying pets, and “pandas aren’t real” conspiracy theories.
Plus, another installment of the Secret Project series ;).
Thank you so much for tuning in and supporting the show!
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Hantavirus fears are growing after multiple reported deaths connected to the Hondius cruise ship raising questions about the Andes strain of hantavirus, rodent transmission, cruise ship safety, and why this story suddenly feels suspiciously like the plot of another global pandemic. We break down what hantavirus actually is, how it spreads, why experts are monitoring the situation, and why the internet is completely locked into this story right now.
We also get into the Met Gala 2026, including my best dressed, worst dressed, and several outfits that looked like they were designed during a psychiatric evaluation. Then we discuss Golden Tempo winning the Kentucky Derby and Cherie DeVaux becoming the first female trainer to win the Kentucky Derby, along with a bigger conversation about horse racing, the culture around it, and why people have such conflicting emotions about the sport.
We also cover the Athena Strand murder case and Tanner Horner being sentenced to death in Texas, "Marc," the wounded sea lion in La Jolla that emotionally devastated the internet, plus West Wilson from Bravo’s Summer House having his nudes leaked into the void against all of our will.
Then we spiral into a deeper conversation. Specifically, what it actually feels like to be in relationships with people whose lives are constantly exploding, why some people unconsciously recreate instability over and over again, and how exhausting it is to be emotionally attached to perpetual dysfunction.
The rabbit hole of the week turns into a full discussion about America’s growing crisis of trust. Nobody believes the media anymore. Nobody trusts institutions. Every major news story immediately turns into conspiracy theories, hidden connections, and internet detectives trying to prove reality is fake. So what happens to a society when trust completely collapses? What does the next phase of that look like?
Also in this episode:
• Golf and homeownership updates
• Why everyone collectively feels suspicious of everything now
And for the OG listeners sticking around until the end.. Yes! You are getting the Secret Project quiz this week. Enjoy!
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It’s May. In this episode you'll get the juicy Q&A but first we wake up and read the newspaper together like its 1926. It's very exciting.
This episode is a slower, more normal-life reset than my usual. I’m seeing The Devil Wears Prada 2, planning a full backyard overhaul (truckload of plants incoming), and doing the most regular things imaginable this weekend.
Then we get into the news!
Bryan Johnson Claims His Wife Has a “Perfect” Microbiome & The Internet Reacts to Bizarre Tweet
We break down the biohacker's obsession with optimization including his girlfriend's intimate health, the tweet heard around the internet, and the dynamics of their relationship that honestly put me right to sleep.
Ray J Goes Off on Cam Newton’s Funky Friday Podcast
More commentary on his personality, the lore I didn't know about, and why Ray J continues to be one of the most unintentionally insane people online.
Erica Kirk’s Unsettling Video Sparks Reactions After White House Correspondents Dinner Incident
We analyze the highly unsettling vibes coming through yet another Erica Kirk video and reminisce on a time when we didn't know who she was.
White House Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting Attempt Involving Cole Allen Raises Security Concerns Around President Donald Trump
My thoughts on what happened, how it was handled, and the broader implications.
Alex Cooper Comments About Creating Division in Her Inner Circle
We get into the clip, the mindset, and why saying that out loud is… a choice.
We wrap with a very juicy, insiders-only Q&A about my “Secret Project.” If you know, you know. If you don’t, you should probably listen to Ep. 423 before pressing play on this one.
Thanks for listening and supporting the show! Enjoy!
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At some point in this episode, we're going to jump off a cliff together and I'm not telling you when ;).
Before we get there, it’s a pretty normal show. Life updates, home projects, travel, health and wellness, my mom visiting, beach days, and where my head’s been at lately.
In the news, we get into the Alix Earle vs Alex Cooper drama, looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular’s alleged overdose during a Kick livestream, the Apophis asteroid and its projected 2029 Earth flyby, Coachella and Stagecoach recap, break down the leaked Summer House reunion audio, and get into the scandal involving New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel and NFL reporter Dianna Russini.
We also cover Congressman Eric Swalwell’s sexual assault and misconduct allegations, Harry Styles and Zoë Kravitz engagement after 8 months of dating, and Ray J’s insane claim that he’s slept with over 12,500 women. We watch the video of Cam Newton interviewing him and it's hilarious.
To close, I talk about Theo Von, identity, and how the stories you tell yourself can quietly shape your entire life if you don’t question them.
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