“I will stay, because I have cancer, and I’m dying.” Do you even have a clue as to who I am? I am eternal, I am everywhere, infinity in a can. I wish I had more time for these notes, … Continue reading →

“I’m just gonna go ahead and pretend that your doing that for my birthday.” Wow I got behind again. I don’t know what it is, but it seems like I can either write really good show notes, or really good … Continue reading →

“You can’t buy me off dick face.” Man, it looks like they really got things shaking over there in Japan. It’s crazy. So hey crazy Christians, was this caused because of all the heathens in Japan? Is Fred Phelps going … Continue reading →

“You wait till I tell god what you did to me.” I’ll be hosting the Get Poetry open mic this Sunday while the rest of the gang is in Columbus Ohio at the Women of the World Poetry Slam. Check … Continue reading →

“I’m gonna start using that in my day to day life.” Welcome to the show. It’s going to go down like this. Same as it has for 466 other times. Some like this, some not really quite like anything. Have … Continue reading →

“Talk about getting sick of your mate.” Silly swimming, sinning for winnings in the seventh inning. So stretch, feel like an old wretch and play dead, not fetch. Play doctor in Proctor, then check out the hot springs. I’ve got … Continue reading →

“Your kids are going to be stupid.” It’s a new month, which means it’s damn near time for all this fucking snow to go away. Yeah, I love living here in Montana, but after a while you get kind of … Continue reading →

“Do we have any listeners that are furries?” Here we go now baby here we go now. Here’s a poem from the last Sunday poetry slam. I’m copping out because we have to get ready for the Monday Funday episode. … Continue reading →

“What’s Oh SHIT?” This was such a fun episode, and I’m really glad I got to talk to my grandfather on the show. While I was at work today, the mom sent me a couple of emails filled with an … Continue reading →

“I’m so glad I don’t have religion in my life.” Let’s write some notes then shall we? I’m kind of nervous, I think my grandfather is on his way to join us on the show. If you haven’t figured out, … Continue reading →