The Jess and Kim Podcast

The Jess and Kim Podcast

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The Jess and Kim Podcast episodes

  • Got His Ring Stuck Where?

    Jess and Kim discuss a night filled with drugs and hospital visits that just offer more questions than answers.

    #Ring #WeddingRing #Stuck #StuckWhere #Drugs #Penis #Shocking #Mistakes #Fails #How #HowDidItFit #Nevermind #Questions #? #Hilarious #Laughing #LifeLessons #TrueStory #Weird #Family #CantChooseFamily #Chat #ChatWithFriends #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast

    1 min
  • Conspiracies with Abductions & Fauna Poisoning

    Kim and Jess take a wild turn into things you should never say while dating (“Mustache? Lip? …Why did you say that?”). Then the girls spiral into the legend of Fauna — the Poison Queen — and somehow still can’t manage to use basic words correctly. It’s abductions, awkward flirt failure, accidental insults, fauna poisoning, and verbal chaos all in one glorious mess.

    #ConspiracyTalk #Abductions #DatingFails #FaunaPoisoning #ComedyPodcast #TheJessAndKimPodcast #FunnyClips #Storytime #Humor #CantUseWords #Conspiracy #DatingFails #ComedyPodcast #JessAndKim #Storytime  #podcast #dating #conspiracy #funny #stories

    20 min
  • Conspiracies with DNA & Grandparents

    Jess and Kim dive into the “totally-not-insane” world of medical conspiracies — the ones that feel unbelievable… until life starts getting a little too coincidental. They get into theories about the universe splitting, hearts shifting sides, and whether the particle accelerator messed us up more than we realize. It’s chaotic science, grandmother logic, and existential dread wrapped in laughter.

    #ConspiracyTheory #MedicalConspiracies #DNA #Grandparents #MandelaEffect #UniverseSplit #PodcastClip #ComedyPodcast #TheJessAndKimPodcast #Storytime #LOL #Conspiracy #MandelaEffect #ComedyPodcast #MedicalMysteries #JessAndKimPodcast #podcast #conspiracy #mandelaeffect #science #comedy


    16 min
  • Conspiracies of Lower Echelons & Alien Hearts

    Jess and Kim go FULL weird in this conspiracy segment — from aliens and boomerang moons to the mystery of “lower echelon animals” and their questionable plumbing. They even discuss how certain foods might… uh… “finish the job.”

    Naturally, things escalate into moon-placement theories, questionable science, and the girls deciding you can simply adopt an Elderly if you want. Just another day on the Jess and Kim Podcast.

    #ConspiracyTalk #Aliens #WeirdScience #LowerEchelons #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #TheJessAndKimPodcast #Chaos #Storytime #Humor #FunnyVideos #OutOfPocket #Unhinged #Conspiracy #Aliens #ComedyPodcast #JessAndKim #FunnyPodcast #Storytime #WeirdTheories #podcast #comedy #conspiracy #aliens #weirdtheories


    20 min
  • Astroplaning or Diabetic Coma? You Tell Us

    Jess tells Kim the story of why her dad was in the ER.

    #Help #Helpme #Emergency #ER #Astroplane #astroplaning #outofbody #Coma #Diabetes  #TakeYourMeds #TryIt #MyDad #dad #parenting #Hospital #MedicalAttention #medicalconditions #medicalstaff #SeekHelp #Life #LifeLessons#StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast

    1 min
  • How Kim Wishes to Die...

    Jess and Kim talk hypotheticals about how they'd die.

    #Death #dead #Hypotheticals #HowDidTheyDie #ShitToDeath #Life #LifeLessons#StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Laughing #Laughs #Humor #Comedy #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #TheJessandKimPodcast

    1 min
  • Bad Parenting with Old Ladies and ADHD Denial

    In this episode of the Jess and Kim podcast, the ladies share some funny stories of the little old ladies living rent free in your head, filing away all of the memories from the past. Kim is still in denial about having ADHD and the girls have no choice but to move on in discussion about the trials of having their own kids get lost while in the “responsible” party of a parent. 

    #podcast #podcastshow #comedy #funny #badparenting #badparentingfails #ADHD, #denial #thejessandkimpodcast #wontadmitit #storytime #podcastclips #comedy #humor #podcaststories #brain #filing #badmoment #whydidisaythat #cantbelievewhatiheard

    13 min
  • Bad Parenting with Swim Lessons and Accidents

    In this episode of the Jess and Kim podcast, the hosts share their talents and not-so-talents of swim teams and other sports that end up being quite humorous. The relatable stories delve into “mooning” innocent people, giving the thumbs down with disapproval, and some accidents that are highly questionable. Join the ladies for some laughs that don’t stop! 

    #podcast #podcastshow #comedy #funny #relatable #swimming #swimfail #faceflop #thejessandkimpodcast #humortiktok #storytime #friends #mademe #mademejump😂 #mademejump #swimlessons #chats #storytimes #fail #failsoftiktok #funnyfail

    13 min
  • Bad Parenting with a Bad Grandparent and Leaving the Kids Behind

    In this episode of the Jess and Kim podcast, the gals share terrifying tales of having their children in the “responsible” hands of their own parents. While the “responsible” parent is really irresponsible and the children are sent with the neighbor, the children are saved by the end of the day. The hosts also talk about leaving kids behind when you have just too many to count, two is enough… Right?!

    #badparent #badparenting #badparentingmoments #whymetho #mykids #responsibility #parentsbelike #irresponsible #irresponsibleparents #comedy #podcast #podcastshow #podcaststories #tellmestories #relatable #chaos #family #notrust #podcastsoftiktok #thejessandkimpodcast

    15 min
  • Basketball Blunder

    Jess and Kim discuss past mistakes. These girls need a user manual for life.

    #inclusion #inclusive #downsyndrome #Utah #churchactivity #introuble #trouble #notlikethat #didntknow #banned #bannedforlife #basketball #mistake #oops #mybad #watchingonly #nomore #tweenlife #teachingmoments #Life #LifeLessons#StoryTime #Truth #TrueStory #TellMeAStory #TellMe #Chaos #Weird #WeirdPeople #Stories #Chat #PodcastClips #Podcast #Humor #Comedy #TheJessandKimPodcast

    1 min

About The Jess and Kim Podcast

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We’re two friends who have ridiculous stories, so much fun, love laughing at ourselves and finding others who are just as weird. If you’ve ever felt like the odd one out or just as weird,…