The Jesus Show (not that one)

The Jesus Show (not that one)

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The Jesus Show (not that one) episodes

  • Messi, Messi, MESSI!!!
    Welcome back to this weeks show!!! Yes I did it on time. I’m proud of myself. Have people ever told you that you make them feel invisible or you can see into their soul by the way you look at them? I have and I take it as a huge compliment. Not sure it meant that way. If you ever find yourself in Sacramento, CA in the downtown area please go visit Kiki’s Chicken Place. It’s AMAZING!!!!!! Once again Messi and Inter Miami do it again. They are in the US Open Cup Final. I’m guessing they will be winning it. Last thing please be on the look out today, August 30th 2023. I will be going LIVE on instagram sharing some very big and important news. 1pm west coast, 3pm central and 4pm eastern. Listen or watch this weeks show. Remember to rate,Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: [email protected]-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X
    53 min
  • Jesusito 29
    Welcome back to the show!!! This week is another Jesusito. It is a quick one. I tell you about my Witchita, Kansas layover. It is so hot here today. I am sweating so much it looks like I put oil all over my body. Then I talk about? You guessed it, Messi. Yes he keeps winning and what a surprise he wants to keep winning. Enjoy this weeks show, listen or watch.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: [email protected]-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X
    21 min
  • Jesusito 28
    Welcome back to the show. Here is the episode I was supposed to release last week, classic Jesus. It is a Jesusito this week. Maui is hurting right now. Very sad to see the deviation, it really is heartbreaking. Have you been watching any of the Leagues Cup games? They are getting good. Miami is almost to the Final. Can they win it? I think they can. Here is a pro traveling tip don’t ask flight attendants to help you with your bags. Don’t do it. Listen or watch this weeks episode. I hope you enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: [email protected]-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X
    25 min
  • Change of Plans
    Welcome back to the show, so soon?! Yes so soon. This week you get 2 shows back to back. Well you get 2 video portions of the show this week. Has a flight attendant ever been mean to you? Have they not let you go to the bathroom? Let me tell you that’s not our job, to stop you from using the restroom. I once, unknowingly crossed a picket line. WHAT?! Greg as a child worked for free on the 3rd shift, yeah that happened. Sitting in a seat someone just got up from. A good thing or bad thing? Listen or watch this weeks episode to find out what the hell I’m talking about.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: [email protected]-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X
    43 min
  • Dublin Rocks
    Welcome back to the show. Have you ever seen virginity rocks shirts? Did you know that is not a joke. It’s a real thing teens wear for reals for reals. Have you ever played VR games? Have you ever gotten a little too involved in the VR game where you hurt yourself? You shouldn’t because it fake and you should know you have a head set on duh. Do fish always taste salt when they eat? I went to Dublin, Ireland for the first time as a working crew member. It was lots of fun. Listen or watch this weeks episode. Remember to like, share, rate and subscribe to the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: [email protected]-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X
    53 min
  • Dood with A Cru
    Welcome back to the show. 2 episodes in 1 week? Who am I my brother Dood with A Cru? Kind of because this week he is my guest on the show. We talk about how he has grown his YouTube channel from day one. He shares some tips and tricks but mostly stories how he has done it. It has been very inspiring and I love seeing my brother’s show grow more and more. At the end we talk about a conspiracy. Which one? You are going to have to listen and find out. Listen or watch this weeks episode. Enjoy the show.You can find my brother Greg on the socials@doodwithacruInstagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: [email protected]-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X
    1 hr 10 min
  • I Went to Munich
    Hello and welcome back to the show. This week is a good one. I went to Munich, Germany. It was such a fantastic trip. Have you ever been? Do you know about the Devils foot print church? How about the cuckoo clock? And the beer, the beer was so delicious. Have you ever watched the show, Righteous Gemstones? You haven’t. You should watch it. It’s on the MAX app. Also have you watched Tom Segura’s latest Netflix special Sledgehammer? Go watch it NOW!!!! Listen or watch the show, enjoy.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: [email protected]-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X
    55 min
  • Definitely Not Maui
    Welcome back to the show. First please go watch Tom Segura’s new Netflix special, Sledgehammer. It is hilarious and you are going to laugh. When you smell a fart in the bathroom are you ok with that or do you get upset? Golf, yeah still stupid and you should play it. Have you heard any new terms the kids are using these days? I have. Let me tell you about it. I might start a new segment on the show. I watch old movies and try to poke holes in the story, maybe not but maybe yeah. Listen or watch what else I talk about on this weeks episode. Enjoy the showInstagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: [email protected]-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X
    57 min
  • Vamos Boca Juniors!!!

    Welcome back to the show! This week I have a lot to cover. When you buy a new hat do you leave the stickers on it? If so why? Is that what the cool kids do? I’ve never understood that. Did you watch the TST soccer tournament? You definitely should have. It was a wild and exciting tournament. Imagine booing Messi. The greatest soccer player ever. Booing him. That’s what PSG fans did. PSG fans are trash. What a bunch of disrespectful idiots. I also tel you about my trip down to Argentina. Listen or watch this weeks episode. I hope you enjoy it. Remember to rate, like, share and subscribe to the pInstagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: [email protected]-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    1 hr 6 min
  • the ally show (not that one)

    HEY EVERYBODY! Clearly I am not Jesse. He is off galavanting around in Argentina, so I am here to ramble and speak nonsense into the microphone. Messi to MLS?! How do we feel about this? Listen and/or watch and enjoy! Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTO Facebook: The Jesus Show not that one TikTok: @thejesusshownotthatone YouTube: The Jesus Show not that one Email: [email protected]

    22 min

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Every day conversation and interviews with people from my every day life. Soccer/fútbol fanatic with many friends that play and may come on the show to talk about their lives and insights on the world…