As of today, it is mandatory for Jefferson Parish to wear a mask.  A date is set to remove the bodies from the Hard Rock collapse site. Golfer admits to farting on hot mic.

Mayor Cantrell threatens to close major grocery stores if they do not comply to her COVID-19 guidelines. Jefferson Parish president Cynthia Lee Sheng orders everyone in her parish to wear a mask. Dixie Beer will change their name. Monkey gangs terrorize Thailand.

Councilman Jason Williams indicted on tax fraud charges, the second city official to get in trouble in two weeks. Jefferson Parish President Cynthia Lee Sheng sets up a COVID Compliance Snitch Hotline. Cam Newton signs a One-Year deal with New England Partiots for BIG chump-change.

The Dixie Chicks change their name to "The Chicks". NOPD Officer who worked detail for the protests tests positive for COVID-19. Blain Kern, "Mr. Mardi Gra", dies at 93.

Now that it's been reveal that the Fleur de Lis symbol has been involves in negative slave history, will the symbol be the next to get CANCELLED? Mayor LaTaxta Cantrell threatens to shut down the city again if the citizens violate COVID-19 social guidelines. "Gone With the Wind" returns to HBO Max with a 4 minute disclaimer before the movie.

FBI investigation concludes that Bubba Wallace was not a victim of a hate crime. Jimmy Kimmel apologozes... sort of. MLB Opening Day set for July 23rd or 24th.

Governor John "Taco Bell" Edwards says New Orleans will be stuck in Phase Two of social distancing guideline for at least 28 more days. What is the male version of a "Karen"? Seattle taking control over the CHAZ.

Kurt Cobain's MTV 'Unplugged' guitar auctioned off as the most expensive ever sold.  Oregon park renamed itself after an exploding whale event that happened there.  Colorado mans puts acai berries in meth to make it healthier.

A LOT of stuff going on in this show. Knock-off designer face masks. People farting on the police. Alcohlic monkey caged for life. Florida man woth machete tattoo attacks a man with a machete.

Atlanta ex cop has been charged with felony murder. Many police quit and call-in sick. "That's 70's Show" star charged with rape. Grindr removes ethnicity filter to support black lives.