Blakey proves without doubt that the first day of spring is not on September 1, then chats about his need for a bell when he dies and also his finger licking habits, plus a new episode of Behind Closed Doors.

Blakey unwilling par takes in Bill Crushers and gives away $200, then he discusses a listener email and the theft of John Barrymore’s body - plus a new episode of Behind Closed Doors. 

Blakey is exceptionally angry at the Port Adelaide Football Club, he also chats about his thoughts on Punk and the end of Podium girls at the Tour de France, plus a new episode of Behind Closed Doors. 

Blakey comes up with news headlines for the day a Covid-19 vaccine is available, then chats about kids sticking things up their noses, and identical twins marrying identical twins, plus a new episode of Behind closed Doors. 

Blakey chats about drinking your own urine, the savageness of magpies,and a new ferry going somewhere across a gulf, plus a new episode of Behind Closed Doors. 

Blakey discusses taking is cat camping, a weird gasping Hasbro Doll and tries to come up with a million dollar idea, plus a new episode of Behind Closed Doors. 

Jon Blake and his take on how the new Covid-19 marshals will operate... Does Blakey believe Vladimir Putin has actually come up with a coronavirus vaccine?... Plus a new episode of Behind Closed Doors with Cornesy!

Is Jack and the Beanstalk really about men’s private parts?... Angie’s Uncle died, then he didn’t… Plus a new Behind Closed Doors!

Blakey doesn’t want anyone to hear a segment he did… EVER AGAIN! ... Did Jon Blake actually offend Jeremy Cordeaux?... Plus a new Behind Closed Doors!

Blakey chats about mail order packages, fruit fly and people call in to vote on their favourite Behind Closed Doors episode.