The shows starts with an essential Christmas message, then Blakey discusses his struggle with fame and his personal vendetta against the Adelaide City Council’s park land alcohol ban, plus a new episode of Behind Closed Doors. 

Conversation spirals into an in depth discussion on Le Creuset products, the difficulty of buying Christmas lights and Elton John’s doppelganger, plus a new episode of Behind Closed Doors.  

Blakey discusses the colour of Santa’s suit, the wall of death, how people fall for scams, plus a new episode of Behind Closed Doors….and remember Hail Satan. 

Blakey discusses his disastrous attempt to get cricket tickets, a wonderful baby fox and a banana worth $120K plus a new episode of Behind Closed Doors. 

Blakey chats about Lance Armstrong’s cheating, Willie Nelson quitting weed, and Stephan Knoll, plus an episode of Behind Closed Doors.

Blakey gets a call from the Port Adelaide Football Club, discusses the amount of Bunnings Stores and the new camera around our building, plus a new episode of Behind Closed Doors. 

Blakey discusses the intelligence of Politicians, kissing kids on the lips, and Elton’s moment, plus a new episode of Closed Doors.

Blakey wants you to know the Queen is NOT dead, the length of Rebecca Judd’s face, and how to sing, plus a new episode of Behind Closed Doors.

Blakey discusses the Top 10 Shit Towns of Australia, Tones and I and NASA’s rock naming faux pas, plus a new episode of Behind Closed Doors.  

Blakey talks all things chickens, GM Crops, and ARIAs, plus a new episode of behind Closed Doors.