Oh boy oh boy, folks! We got a special episode for ya this week. Your wife’s favorite guest. Your girlfriend’s funniest crush. Your grandmother’s secret obsession…you got it…it’s THE FLESH MECHANIC. Today we touch on just about everything under the sun (and some stuff that the sun doesn’t get to). And a huge shoutout to anyone out there who can remember the “festival” mentioned this week. If you have pics or stories from that time, or more stories to send in, you know where to find us [email protected], folks. Do it! 

The Flesh Mechanic

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There’s an old philosophical paradox: if you give a hard Mountain Dew to a special ed student…does anyone get fired? What if they do it three times? It’s a question that’s troubled scholars for ages. So break out your TI-83s and a few reams of parchment paper…just because it’s summer doesn’t mean we should stop the important work that every Roach Reporter is called to.

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Strap on your goggles, kids, because this week Josh is going Double Beer Mode on you suckers. Which means…which means…just listen and see what it means! (Peeing in bottles mostly) And other stuff. This week’s stories come to us from our fearless reporters the world over, bringing you the most important news from Namibia, London, and the Good Ol’ U-S-of-A.

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There’s a fierce debate raging in Roach Land, folks, and we need YOU to help put it to rest. How did that poor couple from Tornado Alley get their arms ripped off? We want your theories, thoughts, and boldest predictions. In other news…Josh might have the federal police looking through his cookware any moment now. You won’t wanna miss this one, people.

Write in to the show @ [email protected] - keep those stories comin!

On this week’s episode:

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July 13th - The Lincoln Lodge - Chicago, Il

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There’s something deliciously satisfying about being a man of a certain age. Sitting around. Chatting. Waxing poetic about the hot ladies on the news and what they may or may not be allowed to do to you in the privacy of your bedroom. This is a veritable fireside chat, folks. Get comfy. Get cozy. And GAW-LEE…keep those submissions coming @ [email protected]

ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE:

And much more!

May 29th - Side Splitters Comedy Club - Tampa Bay, FL

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What a difference a good night’s rest makes, folks! Josh finally got his 8 hours and woke up motivated, frustrated, and (still) de-hydrated…ready to bring you the news. And boy was there ever some news to bring. The Mexican Naval Fleet is sinking in Brooklyn Harbor. Semen Terrorists are at large. And the Lunch Ladies are giving out FREE DESSERT. Yes, by free dessert we mean a sex thing. Stay tuned. Stay informed. And stay vigilant. You, the roaches, are the only thing keeping this country together. 

The reporting has been off the charts the last few weeks, gang. So if you’re a longtime roach reporter: keep up the good work. And if you’re on the sidelines thinking about jumping in…what the hell are ya waitin’ for! Email us @ [email protected]

ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE:

And much more!

May 29th - Side Splitters Comedy Club - Tampa Bay, FL

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HEAR YE, HEAR YE. We are now accepting donations so that the one and only The Roach can begin his long and mighty climb from Motel to Mountaintop. His ascent to the heights of Horny Oldmanhood. Said another way: we are trying to get him an inappropriately young girlfriend. Anything helps. 

Write in to the show @ [email protected] with your best advice, stories of horny old men with 20-year old concubines, and of course: the craziest, most sordid stories you can find from every corner of the internet.

ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE:

And much more!

May 16th - The DLC at Quarters - Salt Lake City, UT

May 29th - Side Splitters Comedy Club - Tampa Bay, FL

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There’s only one man out there willing to put his personal and professional reputation on the line to bring you the UNTOLD TRUE STORY of why flagpoles have little balls on top of them. That’s the Roach, folks. Nosebleed Etymologist. Zapruder Enthusiast. Ferris Bueller Cool Guy. He does it all. 

The reporters were on fire in this one, bringing us some of the best stories we’ve seen yet. Keep ‘em coming by writing into the show @ [email protected]

ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE:

And much more!

May 16th - The DLC at Quarters - Salt Lake City, UT

May 29th - Side Splitters Comedy Club - Tampa Bay, FL

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He’s been waiting. Resting. Sucking the life from the toads and eels at the bottom of the swamp for power. UNTIL NOW! The Roach is back, baby! From what, exactly? From everything. From the weekend. From The Draft. From his long-buried childhood trauma. And he’s ready to weigh in. It’s time. Now the only thing left to do is find a Young Hilary out there…any takers?.

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SPECIAL EPISODE ALERT. Living Legend and Comedy Store Great Yakov Smirnoff stopped by the studio to wax philosophical about the power and meaning of laughter, his journey to America, and- of course- how to get laid. Even the greatest among us fall prey to their surroundings, it seems. Therein lies the POWER OF THE ROACH. Slip on those headphones and slide into another soothing session of the best worst news show around.

And don’t forget to write in to the show @ [email protected] - next week we’ll be covering a lot from the Roach Reporters across the globe.

ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE:

★ Soviet Comedy

★ Women in Sports

★ White House Fumbles

★ Hitting Splitters

★ Shootin’ Em Dead

★ Moscow McDonald’s

And much more!

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This week's Intro Music: “Spider Web” by Griff Parker

Outro Music: “Live From The Roach Motel (feat. Hendawg)” by Brothers

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See Josh Live!

Aug 15th - Comedy Cabin - Janesville, WI

Aug 16th - Comedy Cabin - Janesville, WI

Oct 31st - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God

Nov 1st - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God

Nov 2nd - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God

Nov 3rd - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God

Nov 4th - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God

ALL STAND UP LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE: https://thejoshpotter.com

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Josh Potter

💻 Website: https://thejoshpotter.com

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Yakov Smirnoff

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📽️ YouTube:  @YakovSmirnoff 

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