The Junk Drawer

"The poet must not avert his eyes." The gang watches Magic Mike XXL, a road trip movie about the power of male friendship and rock-hard abs. Taylor talks about Will Smith's w*fe and the McConaissance. Elena talks about the questionable structural integrity of the sex swing featured in the big finale.

"All evil is good become cancerous." The gang discusses the second half of Mrs. Davis, a show about mommy issues and wings. Alex and Graham discuss transitive Holy Grail metabolites. Taylor talks shit about JJ Abrams and Nicolai shows off his Pompeii knowledge. Emma talks about sex-positive Jesus and Elena can't stop rhyming.

I, for one, welcome our robot overlords! The gang discusses the first half of Mrs. Davis, a show about AI and The Holy Grail. Alex talks about the government-regulated teraflops before Taylor talks about totally normal reasons to purchase large amounts of chicken wire. Graham goes on a tangent about Civil War generals and Elena talks about hippos. Emma talks about incorrect survey skip patterns. Nicolai makes his podcast debut. 

The reign of King Jamma of House Slamma.

The Council gorges themselves on snacks before forming a new bank. Slamma discovers a way to make gold. Ryan makes gold and Corbin makes a big bet. Patrick compares himself to Obi-Wan Kenobi and Emperor Palpatine in the same sentence. Natalie eats a rambutan and tries to save a man from a pit of snakes. 

Welcome campers! The gang discusses the film adaptation and television series based on The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan. Taylor mansplains the difference between naiads and dryads along with the tradeoffs of microdosing ambrosia. Alex fixates on Grover's goat legs while Elena dissects the hit song Poker Face. The gang consults with a Percy Jackson lore expert.

The reign of King Harald V.

The Council forms an anti-slavery, gold-hunting, imperialist kind of society. Sam gets too high and struggles with voter apathy. Ryan declares his support for the farmers, and Corbin does a British museum. Patrick explains the rules while fighting a losing battle with lactose. Natalie takes a wrong turn.

New year, new podcast. The gang discusses food delivery horror stories, historically significant deadbeat dads, and dog ownership in NYC. Alex and Elena play footsies. Taylor and Sarah Lazarus talk about the Ted Lasso-fication of television.

Other topics of conversation include town-wide dancing bans, electroshock therapy, the hit film franchise Flatliners, tattoos of people's faces, and Taylor's Nicole Kidman body transformation conspiracy theory.