Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses things people say, Helen Keller, wearing dresses, Google, why nobody Google's Justin J. Johnson, the end of the world, and muu muu's.

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the origins of cities including Banana, Missouri, picking words, Q&A's, how to start your own city, Chipotle, Halloween, not being a mattress, pushing, sleeping on hay, comforts, and take aways.

Here's a 911 call where a person is stuck in a kitchenette.

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses being missing, finding Jesus, the Jesus manhunt, the movie It Could Happen To You, and gives away the best idea ever involving cross dressing and Nicolas Cage!

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the clinical problems of watery eyes, texas bbq, outdoor patios, and why we should thank the big man upstairs for not giving us misty eyes. BE THANKFUL!

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses clogged ears, insanity, corrects himself, and makes a fool of himself.

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses allergies, the future, the past, the present, worse things, disease, and ROBOTS!

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses his anger for palm trees. Included are ideas to start a riot, chopping down a palm tree smaller than you, and how to gentrify your neighborhood.

Sometimes ladies call Jim. Sometimes he doesn't pick up. Sometimes they express their gratitude for The Most Exotic Marigold Hotel.

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses things people don't see every day, creates a game, brooms, amiright, U2, radio, Bono, and girls with hula hoops.