Weather and sports and other news you don’t need.  All the best Bills ranked and salty talk about bacon buttholes.  Racially offensive napkins and gore porn.  The gang finds some words you’re not supposed to say and ponders two hundred fifty train cars worth of shit.  Be sure to give us validation on social media and subscribe to our bullshit.

F. E. Young & co

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The gang discusses town names, Kangaroo junk and dog milk.  After solving hunger in India, they listen to a good argument against teen moms.   What is pizza dancing and is it ethical.  They gang does a quick promo for a “reciprocating saw fister” tutorial.   A politician demands our loyalty to Israel and the gang defends their right to be fake journalists.  All this and a bag of kittens on the next Kawcast!

Top Priority

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The gang tries a new intro and talks about awesome dog tricks.  What is super gonorrhea and how does its theme song go?  Then a discussion of how Hollywood is full of fuckos and Canada has progressive butt sex legislation.  Also a definitive definition of irony that is in no way convoluted.  Don’t forget to validate us on social media and subscribe to our bull shit.

Ass Sex Criminals

https://archive.org/download/20180402_20180411/20180402.mp3

This is part two. You should know whats going on by now.  What kind of person starts at part two? This is the Mannequin part, a movie that apparently wasn’t filmed at Woolworths.  There seems to be a need for more words on this episode description so that is why this sentence is here and if I come up with a few more words it should be good.

Coughcast: He-Mannequin Part 2 (the Mannequin part)

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It’s another edition of your favorite trope we call the coughcast. Where three asshole from the third best podcast in northeastern Kansas ruin a movie by talking through it. This time the gang tries a double feature for double the laughs at half the effort. You can’t go wrong with Dolph. First up “The Masters of the Universe”.

Coughcast: He-Mannequin Part 1 (the He part)

https://archive.org/download/20180318_201804/20180318.mp3