The Keanueurs team up to give our first reactions to the latest Matrix film, Matrix Resurrections. Spoiler Alert: We loved it.

The Keanuseurs are joined by cartoonist Emmett Hobbes (@emmettcomix on Twitter) to discuss The Matrix, Queer allegory, chosen family and how Keanu looks his best when wet.

Brett and Jasmine escape the Matrix and meet in person for the first time to save Zion…er, to discuss the new Matrix trailer.

Brett and Jasmine are joined by Dr. Alicia Kozma to discuss Lori Petty’s hair, Keanu’s wet body, and Kathryn Bigelow’s auteur career.

The Keanuseurs are joined by Courtney Mora, one half of band In Masks, to discuss how attractive Keanu is, how much Michael Shannon likes Steely Dan, and, ultimately, Chain Reaction as well.