Tonight is our 3 year anniversary, Jerry is disturbed by Jay Armstrongs depravity, Conspiracy theories, Microsofts bot joins the Klan, Dude gets fingered for stealing "Freddy Got Fingered" in 2001, and rapist dies unusually while watching porn.

Tonight we announce the winner of the Sexy Sixteen Tournament, We mourn the loss of Rob Ford, Jerry has a lucid dream, Katt Williams has lost his mind, odd jobs, thanks to Lori Graves, and Fuck ISIS.

The Erotic 8 bracket of the sexy 16, Jared gets a beating, WTF is Leprechaun porn?, We try to call Trump, Was the Fappening connected to the Amish Mafia?, and Twitter shout outs.

Tonight it's all about Jerry Saylor, Trumpalo or troll?; Jerry goes balls deep inside the Matrix, Jerry's evil twin Chumlee done went and methed up; Jerry mourns the loss of Reese Witherspoon's pretend dog; and round 1 of the sexy 16.

The 4th Annual Sexy Sixteen!, We break down the most searched topics on Pornhub(who gets off on cartoon porn?), Jerry officially boards the Trump Train(hat included), Ted Cruz eats a booger, and Leo finally gets his golden statue.

Tonight Bruce breaks down the Trump show and American politics, Jerry compares his member to a Red Bull can, who was the greatest serial killer of all time?, fuck ISIS, and who would make the best President?

Tonight we reminisce about Teachers we wanted to bone; Harper Lee is dead, but her book lives on in high schools everywhere; what is cauliflower tits? things people steal when drunk; how scissors probably aren't the best choice for self castration; Bring Me The Horizon says fuck Coldplay (and we second); and he may be a stoner, but he's not a thief (or is he?).

Tonight we ask the question, what is wrong with us? (we didnt's say we'd answer it), Is the giant ceramic concave filled with chips game halftime show racist? (who gives a shit?), no assplay in Michigan, and an alligator flies through the Wendy's drive thru window.

On tonight's episode Jerry hacks jokes, we discuss Pete Rose, The death of Dave Mirra, the suicide game on Facebook, The legal trickiness of copyrighting tattoos, and Danny Diablo (who?) challenges Phil Anselmo to a boxing match.

Tonight, the legend Chubby Friendly stops by, Kanye likes fingers in his ass, the duct tape challenge claims another victim, why you shouldn't jerk and drive, how kids are on the farthest edge of drug science, and Phil Anselmo is STILL a racist (but we love his music).