Welcome to 2020 folks, were the rules are made up and the points don't matter. Breaking news tonight, we will most likely be going to war with Iran, thanks Trump. Other headlines include, but not limited to, KY woman tries to use dog urine to pass a drug test, family pizza night ruined by a snake in the oven, Texas mass shooting derailed by a good guy with a gun, California residents will now have to have a permit to eat roadkill, and lastly a man got his testicles ripped off after a bad day at work. Also, we will discuss our new years resolutions and if we think they will last.