-Timothée Chalamet on a chocolate-only diet for Wonka (2023) (1:04)
-Disney forgot to pay off critics for Eternals (2021) (1:59)
-Supreme Court ruled that enjoyment of Harry Potter franchise is now cringe (3:28)
-Judy Hopps’ NC-17 short released on Disney Plus (4:36)

Reviews:
-Eternals (2021) (8:04)
-Red Notice (2021) (9:36)
-Clifford the Big Red (2021) (10:57)
-Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) (13:48)
-Hawkeye Season 1: Episodes 1-2 (14:21)
-House of Gucci (2021) (15:02)
-Licorice Pizza (2021) (15:50)

Trivia:
-Robert Pattinson gave head to Zoe Kravitz for The Batman (2022) training (17:02)


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-Remake of Mulholland Drive (2001) is moving forward at Universal (1:29)
-Joaquin Phoenix has removed his acting credit from the Joker (2019)’s IMDb page (3:04)
-Warrior Cats movie is moving forward at Warner Bros (5:10)
-Scarlett Johansson was denied a role in Shang Chi: The Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) (6:59)

Reviews:
-Malignant (2021) (9:38)
-Cry Macho (2021) (11:21)
-Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021) (12:12)
-The D'Amelio Show Episodes 3 (13:38)

Trivia:
-The kissing scene between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in Black Swan (2010) has been viewed over 1,000 times by... (15:07)


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-Christopher "God-King" Nolan moves to Universal! (0:33)
-Sony’s Marketing Team struggles to make a poster for Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) (2:56)
-Soulja Boy to replace Billie Eilish for No Time To Die (2021) (4:11)
-Dear Evan Hansen (2021) has been delayed to 2023 (5:35)

Reviews:
-Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) (8:05)
-He's All That (2021) (9:16)
-Candyman (2021) (10:37)
-The D'Amelio Show Episodes 1-2 (12:06)

Trivia:
-The City of LA was constructed for La La Land (2016) (13:48)


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-Dune (2021) is projected to lose over $100 million for Warner Bros (1:05)
-Disney confirms Lone Ranger 2's cancellation (3:44)
-Christopher “God King” Nolan is currently being courted by Netflix (5:19)
-Wes Anderson's next project will be his last (7:56)

Reviews:
-The Green Knight (2021) (10:57)
-The Suicide Squad (2021) (12:17)
-Free Guy (2021) (13:43)
-Outer Banks Season 2 (15:12)

Trivia:
-Stephenie Meyer was trying to get at Robert Pattinson on set of Twilight (2008) (16:40)


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Written by: Bryant Goodman, Noah Norton, and Yasmine Saqer
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-The Boss Baby: Family Business (2021) has won the Palme d’or (1:08)
-Danny DeVito to receive leg extension surgery (2:47)
-Vin Diesel has kept 16 secret families from his wife (4:15)
-The CW is lowering the budget on The Flash series (5:59)

Reviews:
-Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) (11:17)
-Loki Season 1 Episodes 5-6 (13:48)
-Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021) (15:23)

Trivia:
-Man of Steel (2013) was made to earn money (16:26)


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-Olivia Rodrigo to compose music for Midsommar (1:16)
-Paw Patrol: The Movie (2021) will see the gruesome death of Chase (2:45)
-Warner Bros. to invest 50 Million dollars in “female gaze glasses” (4:33)
-It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia stars will be the MCU’s Fantastic Four (6:30)
-Tom Holland finally confirms he’s the father of Nicki Minaj’s baby (8:23)

Reviews:
-F9 (2021) (13:04)
-The Forever Purge (2021) (14:13)
-Black Widow (2021) (16:15)
-Loki Season 1 episodes 1-4 (17:56)
-In The Heights (2021) (19:05)
-Luca (2021) (21:00)
-The Hitman’s Wife’s Body Guard (2021) (21:51)

Trivia:
-Quentin Tarantino has logged over 100,000 hours on wikifeet.com (23:24)


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-Edward Centeno to direct the Among Us Movie (3:53)
-Seth Rogen to reprise his role of Michael Newman in Click 2 (4:59)
-Eminem is working on a song for Venom: Let There Be Carnage (6:29)
-Fast & Furious 10 will be similar to an indie film (7:50)
-Johnny Sins will be joining the MCU (9:48)

Reviews:
-A Quiet Place Part 2 (2021) (13:51)
-Cruella (2021) (15:15)
-Army of the Dead (2021) (16:54)
-Friends: The Reunion (2021) (17:47)

Trivia:
-Skyler White is the worst character in TV history (19:50)


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Written by: Bryant Goodman and Noah Norton
Produced by: Bryant Goodman and Brandt Goodman

-Creed 3 will star Jake Paul & Bryce Hall (2:48)
-The Flash solo movie begins filming (4:13)
-Rian Johnson will showrun The Mandalorian Season 4 (5:47)
-Paramount+ announces Love, Spongebob (7:28)

Reviews:
-The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: Season 1 Ep. 4-6 (12:36)
-Thunder Force (2021) (14:16)
-Mortal Kombat (2021) (14:26)

Trivia:
-Chris Evans slept with your mom (15:47)


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNdq9WvSRl4&t=284sNoah shows off The Kernel's new shirt in this week's episode.

Shirts will soon be available at: https://www.thekernelnews.biz​

News:
-#RestoreTheSnyderVerse​ movement has worked
-The Oscars will have a dress code
-The Tarantino Cut has been announced
-Rick & Morty Season 5 will require an IQ test

Reviews:
-The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: Season 1 Ep. 1-3
-Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
-Nobody (2021)

Trivia:
-Will Smith refused a role in The Suicide Squad (2021) for one reason


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In this new series, Noah reviews Zack Snyder's Justice League (or The Snyder Cut)

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