The Kettle's On

The Kettle's On

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  • HE DID NOTHING For My 30th?! The Worst Friend Ever Award & Surprise Party Panic

    The kettle is away today for a very special 30th birthday edition episode! We have the lovely Holly back joining Ella today with Tea of the week chat including the wonderfully simple but fantastic joy of co-ords and revelling in the nostalgia of One Direction with their recent 16 year anniversary.

    Stories this week include a decision to break up before or after the party, the disappointment of no plans for a birthday, different priorities and bad communication, and a ‘friend’ that is quite literally the WORST. Aaaaand ending on some icks to lighten the mood.  


    So put the kettle on and cosy up with us for the tea.

    (00:00) Intro

    (02:03) A moment for co-rds

    (04:51) One Direction nostalgia

    (10:30) Different priorities- bad communication…

    (19:28) A break up pre/post party??

    (33:34) What do you get for your 30th? Nothing apparently..

    (47:06) I think we’ve found the WORST friend ever award

    (56:28) Icks, Icks, Icks


    Ick credit: Instagram

    A special thanks to Holly for joining me this week!

    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!

    Story/dilemma submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    1 hr 4 min
  • Being FORCED to Raise Her Sister's Baby??? Manbaby Messes & Cheeky Cheeky B**ches

    The kettle is back on today and it’s sputtering away. We  have new to the pod Beth joining Ella today with Tea of the week chat including a new insta account landing on Ella’s feed @girlscarryingshit - and yes it’s exactly what it says in the tin and we would urge you to have a scroll. Beth brings the joy of trying new things whether it be pink Lucozade (DELISH btw) or being on a podcast for the first time.

    Stories this week include a cheeky cheeky little man trying to win (strong word) back his wife but she finds out the grass is actually greener on the other side, a guy so desperate to get  job he partakes in a little bit of petty revenge sabotage, a mess of a manbaby ruining the peace, a cheeky cheeky sis taking advantage, a very DELUSIONAL (not strong enough of a word) step mum trying to force her step daughter to raise her daughters baby!? Yeah - messy. Aaaaaand finally ending on double icks this week cos why the helly not.


    So put the kettle on and cosy up with us for the tea.

    (00:00) Intro

    (05:00) Girls carrying shit

    (08:06) Trying new things

    (21:48) Cheeky pr*ck

    (33:03) Not the guy you wanna be working with

    (38:27) Manbaby boyfriend

    (44:58) Cheeky sister

    (53:40) Delulu Step-mum

    (01:02:15) Icks, Icks, Icks


    Ick credit: Instagram

    A special thanks to Beth for joining me this week!


    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!

    Story/dilemma submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    1 hr 17 min
  • He’s ‘Not Allowed’ an Opinion?! Affair Accusations & Car Borrowing Secrets

    The kettle is back on and oh it’s bubbly.  We have Jess back joining Ella today with Tea of the week chat including Jess being thrown back into her teenage days going to see My Chemical Romance at Wembley and for Ella we’re talking about the rise of Ella’s, yep you read that right we’re talking all Ella’s in the media right now. Good stuff. 

    Stories this week include a dad very much not appreciating a digital birthday surprise, a work affair… or not, a boyfriend not allowing to have an opinion on his girlfriends holiday, a friend wanting to borrow a car for a 12 hour round trip for a TERRIBLE idea, and a girl posting pics of gifts from both her boyfriend and ex-boyfriend…. Eesh. 


    So put the kettle on and cosy up with us for the tea.

    (00:00) Intro

    (00:55) Rise of the Ella’s!!!!!!

    (05:26) MCR teenage nostalgia

    (12:01) A work affair drama… or not?

    (20:43) An Animal Crossing birthday surprise

    (29:23) No opinions from this boyfriend

    (40:34) A 12 hour round trip for a TERRIBLE idea

    (46:00) Asking for a gift from your boyfriend and ex???

    (52:04) Icks, Icks, Icks


    Ick credit: https://www.instagram.com/submityourick/

    A special thanks to Jess for joining me this week!

    You can find her here:

    https://www.youtube.com/@Lifewithjesscooper

    https://www.instagram.com/lifewithjesscooper/

    https://www.tiktok.com/@lifewithjesscooper


    Ella’s Envelope: https://www.instagram.com/ellaschweigerr/


    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!

    Story/dilemma submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    58 min
  • Getting PAID to be a friend!? Liver Dinner Drama, Comedy Club Revenge & Icksx4

    The Kettle is back on today and she’s rattling away.  We have Tess back joining Ella today with Tea of the week chat including Tess going to her second concert ever (spoiler alert) Harry Styles - pretty iconic tbh. And the video listeners/watchers you’ll be able to see my Tea of the Week which is a new sofa!!!!! I’m OBSESSED (dw for the audio listeners I still chat about it for 5 mins, you're welcomeeee)

    Stories this week include a mother PAYING someone to be friends and roommates with their child, just a liver loving mum doing her best, backne insecurities taking over a poor guys life, a WILD comedy club revenge scheme, and ex-homeowner trying to take back a house, the embarrassing notes left on a customer's file that were not private to staff and ending on some icks!


    So put the kettle on and cosy up with us for the tea.

    (00:00) Intro

    (00:44) THE NEW SOFA IS HEREEEE

    (06:13) Together Together Tour Fun

    (10:50) Hired Roommate

    (14:58) A Liver Lovers Mistake?

    (22:13) Backne Problems for the Sweetest Guy

    (34:27) Comedy Club Revenge

    (44:03) Dodgy Dealings with Ex-Homeowner…

    (55:56) ‘Picky F**king B*tch’

    (01:03:47) Icks, Icks and Icks


    Ick credit: https://www.instagram.com/submityourick/


    A special thanks to Tess for joining me this week!

    You can find her here:

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMdxAMSMrTMX3Ck9YJwT1Wg?app=desktop

    https://www.instagram.com/gamewithtea/

    https://www.tiktok.com/@gamewithtea


    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!

    Story/dilemma submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    1 hr 11 min
  • The Guest Blend: PLANNING a Wedding & a Funeral Together!? A Micro-influencer Meltdown & Chive Chewing Gum…

    This week the kettle's rumbling away with the reddit drama. We have an entitled micro-influencer having a meltdown over $1.50, an uncle trying to preach 'efficiency' by delaying a funeral for 6 MONTHS to have it days before a wedding, hands down the most elaborate lie to avoid the confrontation of quitting the gym, an onion-y replacement for chewing gum to get back at a bus driver and just a gamer boy doing his gaming things whilst probably unknowingly losing his girlfriend. So put the kettle on and cosy up with us for the tea.(00:00) Intro(01:18) An entitled ‘micro-influencer’(10:37) Four One Weddings and a Funeral?(20:41) The best lie to quit the gym I’ve ever heard(27:26) All aboard the chive bus(36:24) He’s just a gamer boy A special thanks to Hannah, Tess, Louise, Kimby and Jess for joining me this week!You can find Tess here:And Jess here:New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!Story/dilemma submissions: [email protected]: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife

    49 min
  • He Ran a Loyalty Test… I Exposed It. Refusing To Be Best Man & AITA Baby Name Drama

    The Kettle is whistling away today and we have Hannah back joining Ella today joining the fun. Tea of the week chat includes Hannah getting back into a lil self care routine in the evening (and some off campus book reading) and the DREAM brand followed us on TikTok!!!!! Yorkshire Tea we see you…

    Stories this week are wiiiiiiild including, a pathological cheating brother, a guy who wants to name his friends baby, more silly men doing loyalty tests, a man painting his best friend of 15 years in a not so good light, a hockey husband doing some shady sh*t, and some finance trouble between a couple. Oh also a great tattoo petty revenge story.


    So put the kettle on and cosy up with us for the tea.


    (00:00) Intro

    (00:53) self care routines are important!!

    (04:53) Yorkshire Tea I see you

    (08:08) Couples finance issues

    (25:17) Heated Rivalry-esque kinda issues

    (32:23) Pathological cheating brother

    (47:12) Silly ‘men’ and their silly ‘loyalty tests’

    (57:19) Na, nope. What the helly.

    (01:07:37) Not so much of a ‘friend’

    (01:13:40) Tattoo petty revenge


    A special thanks to Hannah for joining me this week!

    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!

    Story/dilemma submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    1 hr 19 min
  • She Has To Fill in a FORM When She’s Upset?! Extra Sweat in Your Meals & A Nightmare Neighbour

    The Kettle is bubbling away today and we have first time guest Kimby joining Ella today joining the fun. Tea of the week chat includes more on the Sarah J Mass-verse with Kimby finishing the Throne of Glass series and jumping straight into Crescent City and Ella bringing the swiftie vibes chatting about the Taylor Swift x Toy Story collab - Exciting stuff.

    Stories this week are JUICY including a friend who maybe adds a little extra secret ingredient into meal prep, a good samaritan getting roped into some crazy (literally) neighbour drama, a girl who has to complete ADMIN in her relationship when they have a tiff, a 33yo dad who seems to put his biker boys above his daughters events and a poor girl who got told by her bf she seemed like a younger sister - cue the gagging.

    So put the kettle on and cosy up with us for the tea.

    (00:00) Intro

    (03:36) Crescent City chat

    (10:03) TS x TS collab of the year (for Ella anyway)

    (14:26) Any extra sweat on your meal today ma’am?

    (24:55) Nightmare neighbour sitch

    (33:15) Bf becoming a HR manager of the relationship

    (57:05) He’s just a biker boy

    (01:08:33) Not the younger sister comment from your BOYFRIEND?!

    (01:16:42) The cutest way to study anatomy


    A special thanks to Kimby for joining me this week!


    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!Story/dilemma submissions: [email protected]: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife

    1 hr 22 min
  • His Mistress STALKED Her!? The Rose Tinted Glasses Coming OFF & He Shouldn't Have Called Her THAT

    The Kettle is steamy today and we have Tess back with me joining the fun! Tea of the week chat includes gaming chat and the release of Paralives as well as more garden chat from me (sorry not sorry)

    Stories this week include a mistress stalking situation, the dreaded/enlightening moment those rose tinted glasses come off, a loud dog globbing all over dinner party food, a bad manager (what the hell right) and a pet name that might not be the best to call your girlfriend in front of her parents. 

    So put the kettle on and cosy up with us for the tea.


    (00:00) Intro

    (01:22) We ate our first harvest!

    (05:26) Paralives chat

    (14:31) A mistress stalking kind of situation?

    (26:33) The audacity of a co-worker

    (31:43) There’s a reason break-ups are a thing

    (48:14) The rose tinted glasses are OFF

    (59:22) Why are managers like this?

    (01:07:05) Reminder to pick a non sexual nickname for your spouse


    A special thanks to Tess for joining me this week!

    You can find Tess here if you love all things cosy gaming:

    This Sims Building Challenge Nearly BROKE me!InstagramGameWithTea's Schedule - TwitchGameWithTea (@gamewithtea) | TikTok

    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!

    Story/dilemma submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    1 hr 13 min
  • He Eats Pillow Tassels..? Wife Pranking Dilemma & Husband Loves AI Too Much

     The Kettle is steamy today and we have Jess back with me joining the fun! Tea of the week chat includes Jess getting back into this wholesome grandma hobbies & you heard it here first there gonna be a new sofa! Eeeeee!


    This week the reddit stories are popping off including a guy eating tassels off pillows, a wife who just keeps on pranking, a bedtime ninja spouse, some worrying AI use and a mum who just wants to poop along, not a big ask imo. 

    So put the kettle on and cosy up with us for the tea.


    (00:00) Intro

    (02:10) We love to have hobbies

    (06:58) POD IS GETTING A NEW SOFA

    (13:05) The tassel eater

    (21:48) The pranker

    (29:23) She just wants to poop alone

    (35:29) Husband obsessed with AI

    (46:36) Baby looks like its mother.. Wild

    (53:13) Friend turned ex-friend

    (01:06:04) Ninja bedtime spouse


    A special thanks to Jess for joining me this week!

    You can find Jess here:

    LifeWithJessCooper - YouTube 

    Instagram 

    Jess | Beauty & Lifestyle 🌸 (@lifewithjesscooper) | TikTok 


    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!

    Story/dilemma submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    1 hr 14 min
  • HE CUT OFF HER HAIR?! Restaurant Bans & Parking Dramas

    The Kettle is boiling away nicely here and we are back from the special edition ep with first time guest Louise! Tea of the week chat includes James Charles being cancelled AGAIN and gym bros trying pilates- ahhh the beauty of a doomscroll.


    This week the reddit stories are reddit-ing and we chat about parking drama and the audacity of people posting anonymous letters through doors, a boyfriend who isn’t boyfriend-ing, an uncle in law (not a thing?) cutting someone's hair off while she slept and a guy who keeps getting banned from restaurants. A nice lil pick-n-mx. 

    So put the kettle on and cosy up with us for the tea.


    (00:00) Intro

    (03:49) Yes, James Charles got cancelled AGAIN

    (10:33) Gym bros doing pilates

    (16:53) A spreadsheet psycho…

    (24:19) Parking drama

    (32:40) Questionable moves from BF 

    (42:28) Hair cutting from a CREEPY uncle 

    (53:18) DON’T MAKE FUN OF BOOBIES!


    A special thanks to Louise for joining me this week!

    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!

    Story submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife

    59 min

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