The Kettle's On

The Kettle's On

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  • The Guest Blend: SHE FAKED GIVING BIRTH?! B‑List Bestie & Casserole Foot Baths

    In this special edition of The Guest Blend, my guests take the reins and bring me a fresh batch of unhinged Reddit stories and they did not disappoint. 

    This week we’re chatting about everything from a steak yeeted at a window to a bridesmaid dilemma that gets messier by the minute. There’s birthday party politics, a somewhat questionable fake birth situation, and a boyfriend who decided a casserole dish was the perfect place to soak his feet. Yeah.

    So put the kettle on and cosy up with us for the tea.


    (00:00) Intro

    (00:57) She faked giving birth..

    (15:41) Casserole foot bath

    (23:44) B-List Bestie

    (31:35) More than bridesmaid issues

    (40:02) Boy math = throw steak


    A special thanks to Holly, Kieran, Hannah, Tess and Georgie for finding some bloody brilliant stories for me! 


    You can find Georgie over here:

    Instagram: InstagramYoutube: (2) Mitcheners on Main Street - YouTube

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    Story submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife

    48 min
  • Wait.. We’re Actually Siding With the MIL here!? Period Tracking Overstep, Delulu Dad’s and a Scottish Petty Revenge

    The kettle is back on today and it’s a steamy one. It’s Kieran's first time on the pod joining Ella this week to chat through their tea of the week topics including Tentbox chat & the joy of a big mug full of chai latte and editing in a coffee shop kind of vibes. 

    Then jumping straight into some juicy reddit stories including a guy best friend tracking his besties period seemingly without her knowledge, some uni relationships miscommunications, a bloody good Scottish revenge holiday, a story that will make us choose the MIL’s side over the Mum’s, a bad Dad that is actually DELULU and a roommate swindler. Lots of juicy drama!


    (00:00) Intro

    (01:36) Tentbox chat

    (03:59) Costa editing dates

    (08:34) Is it weird for guy friends to track periods?

    (14:27) Kicked out of your own apartment

    (24:17) A Scottish petty revenge!

    (26:33) Is the mum in the wrong here and the MIL right?

    (33:58) Facing the truth of being a bad Dad

    (41:17) Roommate rent fiasco

    (47:46) New best friend

    Big big thank you to Kieran for joining me this week! 

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    Story submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    54 min
  • Dad’s Going… EGGING!? Male Entitlement, Lazy Sons and Major Second-Hand CRINGE

    The kettle is back on today and it’s boiling away. Tess is back joining Ella this week to chat through their tea of the week topics including Tess being pretty late (6 years…) to the Wordle game and chat about our favourite moments of season 5 of Love on the Spectrum.


    Then jumping straight into some juicy reddit stories including some finance problems for a young relationship, dad’s going egging (yep you read what you read), us raging hard about male entitlement and parents enabling a lazy son, some car trauma but proving there are still some men out there that are good eggs and ending on a story that will give you baaaaad second hand cringe (I’m not sorry).



    (00:00) Intro

    (00:47) Tess’ new morning ritual

    (07:46) Love on the Spectrum chat

    (14:26) mo money, mo problems

    (22:39) Dad’s egging club?

    (27:24) Male entitlement rage

    (34:56) Why are we still enabling lazy sons????

    (44:45) Overcoming family car trauma

    (59:54) The cringe is cringing HARD here 


    Big big thank you to Tess for joining me this week! 


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    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    1 hr 7 min
  • OH NO SHE DIDN’T (oh yes SHE DID) Monster In-Laws, Poop Tupperware & A Very Good Friend

    The kettle is back on today and we’re stewing in it today with a loooong one. Holly is back joining Ella this week to chat through their tea of the week topics including the never ending joys of Costco and more book chat talking about the duology (for now?) Blood of Hercules & Bonds of Hercules by Jasmine Mas. 

    Then jumping straight into some juicy reddit stories including a guy who may or may not have saved up his own poop for a week for a ‘prank’ gone wrong (spoiler, he did), a mother in law turned monster in law the second the word ‘wedding’ was mentioned and finishing on a wholesome friend story - proof there are some good eggs about & more.


    (00:00) Intro

    (00:46) Book chat 

    (10:19) Costco chat

    (13:52) Tea tangent

    (17:08) Sociopath/ASPD confession

    (24:53) Poop Tupperware

    (34:18) Mother in law turned Monster in law

    (54:42) A GOOD EGG


    Big big thank you to Holly for joining me this week! 

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    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    1 hr
  • He peed WHERE?! Toxic Men, Commitment Statistics and a Blunt Kind of Petty Revenge

    The kettle is boiling away with Georgie joining Ella this week to chat through their tea of the week topics including 5SOS & One Direction nostalgia and the joy of putting the washing outside for the first time - THRILLING.

    Then jumping straight into some juicy reddit stories including a guy trying his luck with his ‘primal side’ but backfiring, an avoidant guy avoiding the problem, a woman making a stand against her toxic husband and a petty revenge of the knife blunting variety. 


    (00:00) Intro

    (01:22) 5SOS & nostalgia chat

    (07:50) Is there a better feeling than hanging your washing outside for the first time?

    (10:19) He peed WHERE?!

    (20:22) Avoidant boyfriend avoiding the problem..

    (25:04) Round of applause for this woman

    (28:26) Museum

    (33:40) BLUNT petty revenge


    Big big thank you to Georgie for joining me this week! 

    You can find her on YouTube here: Mitcheners on Main Street - YouTubeAnd socials @mitchenersonmainstreet


    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!

    Story submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    38 min
  • Mike you’re a D**K. Mollycoddling to the Max, Butt Tapping & Baby Name Regrets

    The kettle is steaming and it’s a mixed cup today. Hannah joins Ella again this week to chat through their tea of the week topics including a big ol’ spring clean on socials and the absolute MASTERPIECE of Raye’s new album; This Music May Contain Hope. 

    Then jumping straight into some juicy reddit stories including complications of family wedding drama, MAJOR mollycoddling of a guy called Mike, a dad having big baby name regret and a story of butt tapping gone wrong. So if that sounds like a bit of you, grab a cuppa and blanket and get comfy with us.

    (00:00) Intro

    (02:12) This Music May Contain Hope

    (05:52) Social spring clean

    (10:15) Lactose intolerance phase?

    (14:54) Stopped funding my family

    (20:20) Mahogany board baby

    (29:16) Mike is a drain on society

    (35:21) Update 1

    (41:26) Update 2 (despite what I say I got confused ok)

    (42:57) Update 3

    (46:07) Update 4

    (54:11) Butt tapping gone wrong

    Big big thank you to Hannah for joining me this week! 

    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!

    Story submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    1 hr
  • AITA Easter special: 57yo Manchild, Petty Bet Payout & Family Dramas

    The kettle is back on today and it’s sprinkled with the complications of family drama for a juicy Easter special. Tess joins Ella again this week to chat through their tea of the week topics including the joy of finding something that you and your partner actually like to watch together and doing at home gel nails.

    Then jumping straight into some juicy reddit stories including a 57yo man-child having a tantrum, debating whether you're ever too old for an easter egg hunt, an uncle maybe getting a bit too involved in parenting choices and some satisfying petty revenge on an overbearing brother in law wanting a bet paid before it’s due. So if that sounds like a bit of you, grab a cuppa and blanket and get comfy with us.


    (00:00) Intro

    (02:00) Last One Laughing chat

    (05:28) At home nails

    (09:04) How old is too old for an easter egg hunt…?

    (21:45) Too involved uncle???

    (32:06) 57yo Manchild tantrum

    (39:00) Pushy brother in law gets his penny revenge


    Big big thank you to Tess for joining me this week!

     

    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!

    Story submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife



    47 min
  • He Set a Trap To See If I’d Cheat… with his cousin?! Tangled Casting, Biscuit Tea & a Mysterious Date

    The kettle is back on today and it’s a strong one with Tess joining Ella to chat through their tea of the week topics including the casting of the live action Tangled film (mother Hahn hello) and literal tea chat.

    Then jumping straight into some juicy reddit stories including insecure boyfriends and family members, best friend turned ex-best friend, memory-making dilemmas and a first date nerves turned into mystery man police report?!  So if that sounds like a bit of you, grab a cuppa and blanket and get comfy with us.

    (00:00) Intro

    (03:00) Actual tea chat

    (08:20) Tangled casting announcements

    (12:20) Family memory-making dilemma

    (22:58) Insecure men in the family

    (28:22) Frenemy reveal

    (49:42) Police report mystery man

    Big big thank you to Tess for joining me this week! 

    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!

    Story submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    57 min
  • I NEED YOU TO WAKE UP!? Intense Petty Revenge, Celeb Sightings & Garden Chat

    The kettle is back on today with Jess joining Ella to chat through their tea of the week topics including the joy of at home gardening and some exciting celeb sightings*.

    Then jumping straight into some juicy reddit stories including some EXTREME psychological petty revenge, confronting a cheater, slobby roommates and mums shaving heads? So if that sounds like a bit of you, grab a cuppa and blanket and get comfy with us.

    *dependant on personal opinion

    (00:00) Intro

    (03:04) FUN celeb sightings

    (07:12) Garden chat

    (12:06) Ex-boss petty revenge

    (14:44) Psychological torture of a colleague?

    (21:20) Greg- cheater with no furniture

    (26:29) Slobby roommate 

    (31:37) Shaved head revenge

    (36:07) A complicated mum

    Big big thank you to Jess for joining me this week! You can find her on socials @lifewithjesscooper 

    Jess’ channel: LifeWithJessCooper - YouTube

    New episodes every Friday. Subscribe, follow and chat to us!

    Story submissions: [email protected]

    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    41 min
  • Man-child tantrums & toilet ham?? Plus ACOTAR and Harry Styles chat

    The kettle is back on today with long time bestie Holly joining Ella to chat through their tea of the week topics including ACOTAR and book chat and a good debrief of Harry Styles’ new album.

    Then jumping straight into some juicy reddit stories including man child number one not being able to handle period products, a heartless mother-in-law, man child number two throwing chocolate at his partner, toilet ham and ending on a lighter note of petty revenge against a beef cake kinda guy (lets face it, probably also another man child) facing the consequences of terrible parking. So if that sounds like a bit of you, grab a cuppa and blanket and get comfy with us.

    (00:00) Intro

    (01:19) ACOTAR Chat

    (10:47) Kiss All The Time, Disco Occasionally

    (16:25) AIO judgy man child

    (20:50) AITJ for calling out my MIL

    (27:18) Yet another man child throwing tantrums 

    (38:17) Toilet ham

    (39:14) Beef cake petty revenge 

    Big big thank you to Holly for joining me this week!

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    Socials: @thekettlesonpod @elladoeslife


    44 min

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