You've all been brainwashed into thinking Summer is the best season. All the seasons, ranked. The bodies of water, ranked. Scottie Pippen as an athlete and a person, ranked. Kelly Keegs' blog defending summer, thoroughly eviscerated. Tickets to the KFC Radio Live Show on sale now and Answer The Internet returning soon.

Rory Farrell (31:40) stops by Barstool HQ to talk about his time on the Joe Budden Podcast, his first impressions of Barstool, the Call Her Daddy drama, his future with Mal, the White Zinfandel rap battle, and what projects he'll release next.

Alex Cooper signed a $60 million deal with Spotify to complete her astronomical rise through Barstool. Nothing left to do but tip the cap and call her daddy. Also, the troll triangle: Chrissy Teigen vs Michael Costello vs Leona Lewis. Celeb boxing is #done and the internet is not a nice place.

Father's Day, rebranded. Five ideas to make Father's Day and actually good day for dads. Also, do you feel for Chris Harrison losing his job but getting paid $50 MILLION? Anthony Weiner is trying to sell digital copies of his famous photos (of his weiner)

Getting bullied by homeless people on a weekly basis. The legend of Tommy Cheeseballs stands the test of time. Cameo trolls are THE WORST. Jay Cutler vs. Kristin Cavallari

Josh Potter discusses meeting Tom Segura and working with Your Mom's House, how radio helped him with stand-up, competing with gamers for event space, the time he fell in a moat, and why his dick doesn't work.

Anthony Pompliano comes through to teach us the basics of Bitcoin and crypto. Is it actually money? Can you do a pump and dump? What the hell is Elon doing? Is it destroying the environment? How can KFC get rich? All that and more, but first:

Quinn XCII and Cal from Timeflies return to talk about how they met at a Chainsmokers event, writing songs during COVID, what it would be like to be Elon Musk's kid, and their new collaboration "in The Water"

The girls from Britney's Gram join to discuss how they started a podcast as a joke but they won't stop until Britney Spears is emancipated. Top Topics in Ten Minutes including: T-Pain missing everybody's DMs, Be Affleck slides in the DMs, Mark Zuckerberg's "Disguise", Lebron flipflops, Tom Wilson tries to kill a guy, and more. But first, it's a hot boy summer for the newly single billionaire, Bill Gates.

Epic meltdown from KFC as he gets hit with a huge tax bill yet again. Also, parking tickets and an E-Z Pass bill. After that Joe Santagato zooms in to discuss his show Other People's Lives and why he walked away from a Youtube channel with 2 million subscribers.