We're nothing short of predictable on The Kickabout, so in honour of the opening weekend of the Premier League season, we made the entire episode about it... well in our own unique way. That being said, if you're looking for outlandish pre-season predictions then you're better off elsewhere, it's not that kind of show, and it never will be!

Johnny also chats Football Chants with Felix White from The Maccabees.

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This week's show involved a lot of hope... "where all your dreams are made, when you go to Sheffield, and you play The Blades"!

It was also where AirBourne-mouth was... born. (Sorry)

Plus, Rich 'The Wolfman' Wolfenden stopped by for 'Play Your Pies Right'.

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Johnny and Gav have almighty day ahead of them. Straight after the show, they're hotfooting down to the Oval for the cricket before then running across town to see the one and only Gallagher brothers at Wembley. But before that, they face the ultimate conundrum... what do they wear? It sounds simple at first but think about it, and think about it they did.

Plus, there's the return of Take A Chant as Johnny has discovered his new favourite terrace anthem. Send us your best chants via voicenote to our WhatsApp on 0330 33 33 100 or email us your clips to [email protected]. We're looking for Premier League specials please, and whilst you're at it send us your Premier League Mexican Handbags too!

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The (self proclaimed) Pride of Radio X preview this historic weekend of Sport which remarkably features both Lions and Lionesses competing in major fixtures, in true Kickabout fashion... by thinking up new penalty run ups for Chloe Kelly to use, of course.

Plus, we've got another 'Team of Steves'.

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This week Johnny & Gav were joined in the studio by Rugby League Legend, Martin Offiah... and introduced him to The Meat Locker!

Plus, Gordon McNamara & Barry Villiers made their long awaited return to The Kickabout with an update on Rory McIlroy's movements at a petrol station in Northern Ireland.

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Despite speaking to Rich 'The Wolfman' Wolfenden every Saturday for the last month about the Club World Cup, we still weren't really paying much attention to it... Until now! And that is because Chelsea are in the final.

Plus, following on from last week's Steve Special in honour of Blackpool's coaching staff, Mark in Seaford treated us to a 'Team of Steves'.

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Nothing beats 5 Steves. Just ask the Vegas of the North. They'll tell ya.

Plus, with the FIFA Club World Cup nearing it's conclusion... Johnny and Gav caught up one last time with Radio X's Rich 'The Wolfman' Wolfenden.

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Alas, no royal tournaments to talk of this week on The Kickabout but Johnny did come up with a new national anthem at least.

And, with the FIFA Club World Cup getting to the business end of the competition... Johnny and Gav caught up with Radio X's man on the ground, Rich 'The Wolfman' Wolfenden, after he took Mexican Handbags worldwide.

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As the title suggests, it was an extra classy Kickabout this week.

There were even discussions of Royal Tournaments and how we could 'spice them up a bit'.

Plus, with the FIFA Club World Cup action hotting up in America... Johnny and Gav were joined by Radio X's very own Rich 'The Wolfman' Wolfenden as he's over there reporting on it all.

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Johnny was off this week, so Toby Tarrant sat in for a Le Mans 24 Hour special with Gavin 'The Woodman' Woods... It was serious stuff as the chaps discussed the Scottish 4th choice goalkeeper and rugby tackling in Golf. Plus, Toby revealed the greatest 'put down' of all time.

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