On Episode 1403, The ‘Kilt Bandit’ can’t stop shoving trinkets up his butt and returning them to shelves; a scientific journal publishes an AI article with gibberish including a massive rat penis image and MUCH more… Timestamps: (00:00:00) -Teasers! (00:02:40) - Trivia is THIS FRIDAY! Join on: patreon.com/hardfactor (00:03:02) - New LET’S GOOO episode is live! Check it out patreon.com/hardfactor Three Factor  (00:04:51) - Justin Fields trade rumors: Bears received inquiries from NFL teams at Senior Bowl (00:07:04) - Massive underground laboratory in China joins the quest to find dark matter (00:08:28) - “The Kilt Bandit”: Man caught on video sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ then ‘placing them back on the shelves,’ cops say 🧪Science stuff🧪 (00:18:28) - Massive blunder: Scientific journal publishes study with AI-generated rat with gigantic penis (00:21:11) - Dubai ‘mega-pyramid’ opening in 2028 to be home to 1 million people and be totally 'self-sufficient' (00:25:23) - New anti-aging pill for dogs enters trials, aims to extend the life expectancy of dogs of nearly all sizes (00:28:51) - Update: Dominic Miller, Lyndell Mays charged with murder in Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl parade shooting (00:31:14) - High school basketball game is abandoned after trans player dominates the game and 'injures three female opponents' (00:39:23) - HAGFD! Brought To You By Our Sponsors…. COLLECTIVE: If your business-of-one is making at least $60,000 in profit annually, then you could be missing out on thousands in tax savings every year. The earlier you elect in 2024, the more money you could put back in your pocket! For a limited time, Collective is waiving the onboarding fee when you go to www.Collective.com/ HARDFACTOR and tell them HARDFACTOR sent you.  That’s a $199 value, for free! LASARA: Get 10% off your Ozempic treatment by going to http://bit.ly/HARDFACTOR or  https://www.lasara.com/hardfactor/ to get 10% off Testosterone therapy, 

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