Calories don't count today apparently, we get our health info from TikTok, Shell is doing hella good these days at our expense and the JLNK Show is officially 16!

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Rat Virus is trying to ruin our Summer, we're getting Twix skulls this Summer, being poor is making you look old and Sunday is Mother's Day!

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Call your Mom, Delta is 86ing the free snacks, apparently loads of us are fond of Mars, Oreo has a new jam and Uber is letting you order food on the ride!

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Poor Jeff Bezos' yacht is too big, M&M's has a new color, we all think firefighting is tough and the secret to memory could be pounding eggs all week!

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¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo! ¡Aquí tienes 10 chistes tontos para celebrar, amigo!

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May the Fourth be with you! Also, gas prices are still out of control, Spirit Airlines closed up shop over the weekend and Mom knows she keeps this family together!

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......and just like that, a wet April gives way to a wet, cold May!

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Today we celebrate the worst cookie ever, Little Caesar's is taking to the skies, we're getting more forgetful and gas is killing all of us!

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A QB has a losing issue, Buddhist monks in Sri Lanka like to party, 3:42 is the real witching hour and Wendy's has a it's Sweet N' Sour back!

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"Unicycle Granny" is out there crushing it, sadly, so is Florida Man. Nilla Wafers is in the Star Wars game and we're after visible abs now?

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