We have a golf outing after the show today so I'm not going to waste too much time writing a synopsis of the jokes in today's edition of the Index you'll just have to trust me that all ten items are accounted for in this lil' bitty podcast version. 

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LIV is out of dough, today it's all about the Salisbury Steak, GLP-1 is for the children and doctors hope you're not up peeing more than once a night!

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We got screwed on gas over the holiday weekend, we're listening to more music than we did last year, Michelob Ultra is tops on the internet and Little Caesar's is bringing back a slice of the Motor City

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Back after a long weekend, time to start the long grind to the holidays! Cheer up babe, Christmas is coming!

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Sonic has a weird name for this season, Good Good has had a rough couple of weeks, Penn State is a touch tone deaf and most of us hate data centers. 

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The Rich Dad, Poor Dad guy is in deep, Pringles are getting thiccc, more of us are working class and we all think we're on the phone too much!

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A 91 year old is out there making us all feel like schlubs, Arby's is in the mocktail game, Orlando is tops for retirement and pet owners are using AI a ton!

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September first happens to be National Burnt Ends Day, NASA launched $4B into space, Apple TV+ is going up and IHOP has an insane new Fall menu item!

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You have got to be kidding....August is OVER? Never got close to my beach body!

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We got off on a bit of a tangent so this Index is like 8 mins, sorry!

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