The Kluck Index

FRIDAY WE MADE IT!!!!

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51 years ago today those gales came early....

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Measles is so back, Wendy's is offended at an offer, Flamin' Hot is coming to your air fryer, a quarter of dudes are unhappy with their offerings and kids need to move more!

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Popeye's is getting spicy, people are making AI nudes of us ordinary folks, "duty sex" is a thing and a third of us lie to get pills!

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We're getting coffee cereal, Panera breakfast game is no joke, having a load of kids is a flex now, psychos get more second dates and it's National Donut Day. 

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Cold showers may get you to work more often, most of us feel the holidays are stale AF, Tyson has new nuggie shapes and gas is high bro. Way high. Higher than ever. 

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"Happiness researcher" is apparently a job? We are not tapping into that retirement even when we retire, McDonald's is getting McSued over the McRib and today is election day!

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AI is accusing the wrong people, pilots are dozing behind the controls, A&W brings back a seasonal delight and welcome to November!

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Oooooh man, it's Devil's Night! If you grew up in the 80's you know what that means? Usually not a dang thing. Happy Halloween faithful Index streamer!

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We have a new "Sexiest Man Alive," sugar may not be the frenzy-inducing monster we made it out to be, not many of us know how much we'll need in retirement and Arby's runs back a seasonal classic. 

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