Guinness is turning 70, parents are going hard on dorm decor, Cracker Barrell has had a week bruh and this weekend is going to be cold AF. 

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We spent $300 we didn't want to last year, Taylor and Travis are engaged, some adults are getting a lifetime allowance and too many of us are ordering off the kids' menu for a very sad reason. 

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Fall Cheerios are back, some of us aren't coming back from Labor Day, we drink a ton of soda, Starbucks has a new lineup and weed may keep you young. 

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Hardee's is quenching the thirst, the Space Needle sucks, IHOP is comiong for Waffle House's crown and Lay's has football season covered. 

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Kids are using AI to plan vacations, Cracker Barrel's oopsie is costing them cash, Pizza Hut is doing flatbreads and stop betting on Little League

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Beef is up, Chick Fil A has a new jam, Cracker Barrell has upset people, we want $74K and we no longer lead the world is sniffin' the devil's dandruff!

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Most of us wish we'd been saving a lot earlier, slow up on dinner if you're having shrimp from Walmart, Pillsbury is getting into the Halloween spirit and it's a day celebrating my favorite beverage!

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Campbell's and PBR have formed an unholy alliance, Hurricane Erin is on her way, friends are getting to be too pricey and we're renting a looooong time these days

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Men will do anything for a few extra inches, Florida is killing it, VR may replace painkillers  and bro, electricity bills are getting out of hand. 

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It's harder than ever to grow up, we have a new king of the snipers, Taco Bell has a new jam, the economy still sucks and stop getting your medical info from TikTok

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