Vermont is tight and right, Johnsonville and Dr. Pepper are having a baby, the Tooth Fairy is up on the upswing and backseat drivers suck!

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Half of us could use some AI money help, Dominos has a new deal, we're getting the Big Arch and today we celebrate the humble Pokémon. Cheers to you, trainers!

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Ooooh girl tonight we have our annual company awards banquet! Fingers crossed we're not losers!

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You need to start eating your greens, Famous Amos has their first new cookie, bone smashing is apparently a thing and the kids crave the DVDs!

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DQ is gearing up for baseball season, Wendy's is getting in the spirit of Lent, Flamin' Hot is tearing up your local Kroger and a man suffers a beatdown at Waffle House. 

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The grandson of the dude that invented Reese's is big mad, Costco has a new food court jam, our new Direwolves are doing just fine and today you need to fire up some Banana Bread

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Sugary drinks are gonna mess up these kids, a hotter bedroom can kill you, we have a new World's Oldest Manatee, loving your job can improve your health and I'm off to party this weekend!

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Playing around can help you live your best life, going to bed the same time as your spouse can help your marriage, we're all on pills now and hooking is gonna be legal in Colorado

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McDonald's Canada has a new questionable collab, intermittent fasting is just OK, Mexico wants your movies, ladies need to focus on their grip strength  and BK is trotting out an old favorite....

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1 in 4 younger kids can't rad this sentence, we're cooking at home more, the Olympics are blowing through condoms, LJS is releasing the sauce and all of our social security numbers have been compromised. 

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