The Kluck Index

Florida Man is always on duty, Thanksgiving will cost us a lot less this year, Taco Bell is bringing back a classic and kids are using onions to cure themselves. Wut?

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Apo0logies for the delay....apparently you have to click "post" when you upload something lol

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Dippin' Dots is breaking out, almost all of us share articles without reading them, eating plants only can save you some cash and Pizza Hut take a swim in the wine pool

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We skip buying if we have to have it unlocked, keep your deuces to 10 mins or less or else, 49% of are real rebels for Thanksgiving and sadly 1 in 5 of us get our news from an insane source. 

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Americans are overseas doing American things, we really need to up our password game, bad times could be headed to California and Betty White gets a posthumous honor!

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Apparently for $12K you can change your eye color, hamsters grounded a plane for a week, some of us let our ears determine when the holidays have begun and KFC is getting frisky!

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A family pet is on the menu in NYC, men don't have a ton of friends, airlines are using AI for reviews, today we eat Bundt and tonight we watch Mike Tyson lose in a decision. 

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Standing desks are getting downvoted, people are shooting at passenger planes, My Little Pony finally did it, 7-11 is celebrating your big day and if you were a rich kid we have some great news!

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We're rolling back gifting this holiday season because, well, money. Mattel is sorry for their porno mistake, LEDs can keep you from a shark bite and men may be extinct down the road!

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Say hello to "doom spending," pythons love Chili's, poo is washing up on shore in Australia, butter is being stolen in Canada and today is National French Dip Day!

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