Happy 7-11 Day!!! I'm home (almost) alone this weekend, men don't pee like we used to and our days are getting shorter!

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Today we celebrate one of our favorite tropical drinks, learn where to live for a longer life, stay where the Smurfs stay and some of us get to keep our shoes on at the airport now!

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The Epstein files weren't a thing after all apparently (wut?) choking is up, healthy children are down and not getting laid could be helpful for you?

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McDonald's has three new jams today, sweets are down, cats and dogs are good for your brain, the UFC is coming to the White House and White Castle ups their chicken game!

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Big weddings are out, chicken salad at Jersey Mike's is in. Waffle House has canned drinks, the US is in the fly-breeding game and today we toast dumpy bars everywhere!

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The quicker I get this description of the Index written the quicker I can start the three day weekend so I am not going to write much of a description just click play and enjoy you'll find out what it was about have a great weekend don't blow off your fingers punctuation is for losers

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Bologna recall in full effect, getting a doggo is going to keep you home, the dollar is having a rough go, Target has a new cheese and everything is on sale this week!

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Diddy goes to the jury, Krispy Kreme keeps giving away donuts, TikTok influences how we eat, Hertz is using AI to ding your wallet and we celebrate the humble postal worker. 

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Baths are better than saunas, extinct Pringles flavor returns from the dead, a fat guy does fat guy things and take your rings off at the gym!

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We are not feeling good about the economy, being hot fills your pocket, Mt. Dew has a new jam and caffeine may be keeping you young! 

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