The Klunatics Podcast

*Blasphemy!*

A TJ Klune Short Story

When he sees Satan stuck in a rut, God provides a little divine intervention, suggesting the Devil get back to basics. Taking God's advice, Satan answers a summons to a crossroad on Earth, hellbent on brokering a deal in exchange for the soul of the human who summoned him. The problem with that is the summoner is a deviant twink named Jimmy who immediately falls in love at first sight, much to Satan's dismay.

*Blasphemy!* Where God is a frat bro who wants to get his brother laid, Satan absolutely does not have time for this shit, and Jimmy wants to climb the Devil like a tree.

***CONTENT WARNING***

Straight up: if you are extremely religious and/or find the idea of Satan as a main character to be offensive, this is *not* the story for you. You have been warned up front. You are 100% allowed to have a boner for Jesus, but please don’t leave comments about how offended you are and blah, blah, blah.

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Written by TJ Klune | [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/tjklunebooks) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tjklune) | [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/tjklunebooks/)

Produced by Kirt Graves | [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/KirtGravesNarrator) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/kirtgraves) | [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/kirtreads/)

The text version of *Blasphemy!* is available at [tjklunebooks.com](http://www.tjklunebooks.com/)

Find the [Klunatics Facebook group](https://www.facebook.com/groups/Klunatics).

All music and sound effects used in this production are licensed by [Storyblocks Audio](https://www.audioblocks.com/).

*Feralsong* is a short story in the Green Creek series that should be enjoyed after *Heartsong* and before *Brothersong* (coming in 2020). **For the best listening experience, use headphones.**

Written by TJ Klune | [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/tjklunebooks) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tjklune) | [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/tjklunebooks/)

Narrated by Kirt Graves | [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/KirtGravesNarrator) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/kirtgraves) | [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/kirtreads/)

The text version of *Feralsong* is available at [tjklunebooks.com](http://www.tjklunebooks.com/)

Find the [Klunatics Facebook group](https://www.facebook.com/groups/Klunatics).

All music and sound effects used in this production are licensed by [Storyblocks Audio](https://www.audioblocks.com/).

Feralsong is a short story in the Green Creek series that should be enjoyed after Heartsong and before Brothersong (coming in 2020). For the best listening experience, use headphones.

Written by TJ Klune | Facebook | Twitter | Instagram

Narrated by Kirt Graves | Facebook | Twitter | Instagram

The text version of Feralsong is available at tjklunebooks.com

Find the Klunatics Facebook group.

All music and sound effects used in this production are licensed by Storyblocks Audio.

[TJ Klune](http://www.tjklunebooks.com/) shares some stories from his childhood, what comes next for his career, and more information about wolves than you could ever want to know.

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**Music credits:** "No Time For Games" licensed by Audioblocks

"Johnny Guitar" by Peggy Lee is available on [iTunes](https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/johnny-guitar-single/493589663)

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Narrator of TJ Klune's upcoming *The Bones Beneath My Skin*, [Greg Tremblay](https://gregtremblay.com/), is officially welcomed into the Klunatic family, sharing stories from his transient youth and early careers before he found success as an audiobook narrator for hundreds of titles across many genres.

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**Music credits:** "No Time For Games" licensed by Audioblocks

"Hunter" by Heather Dale is available on [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/album/3y7SdDgXIggAZw7yS2cT43) and [Google Play Music](https://play.google.com/music/preview/Tlod6nsetyglq7cm2wsoteunqkm?play=1&u=0)

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Narrator of TJ Klune's upcoming *The Bones Beneath My Skin*, [Greg Tremblay](https://gregtremblay.com/), is officially welcomed into the Klunatic family, sharing stories from his transient youth and early careers before he found success as an audiobook narrator for hundreds of titles across many genres.

**Buy the Arc of a Scythe series**

[Audible](https://www.audible.com/series?asin=B06XRJT719&ref=a_search_c3_lSeries_1_1_1&pf_rd_p=e81b7c27-6880-467a-b5a7-13cef5d729fe&pf_rd_r=114BENSZAN70F5M3V5SF&) / [iTunes](https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/scythe-unabridged/id1215094473)

**Music credits:** "No Time For Games" licensed by Audioblocks

"Hunter" by Heather Dale is available on [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/album/3y7SdDgXIggAZw7yS2cT43) and [Google Play Music](https://play.google.com/music/preview/Tlod6nsetyglq7cm2wsoteunqkm?play=1&u=0)

Hosted by Kirt Graves / [Website](https://www.kirtreads.com/) / [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/KirtGravesNarrator/) / [Twitter](https://twitter.com/kirtgraves) / [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/kirtreads/)

The narrator of TJ Klune's Tales from Verania and At First Sight series, [Michael Lesley](http://www.michaellesley.com/), gives us some insight on what it takes to add all those special effects to his audiobooks and

**Buy the Tales From Verania series**

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**Music credits:** "No Time For Games" licensed by Audioblocks

"You and I" by Rick James, remix by John Morales is available on [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOU04Vdbiyc) or on vinyl at [Discogs](https://www.discogs.com/Rick-James-You-And-I-Extended-MM-Mix/release/5650647)

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The narrator of TJ Klune's *How to be a Normal Person* and *Olive Juice*, [Derrick McClain](http://www.voiceofderrick.com/), tells us about his childhood, how working as a youth minister led to narrating audiobooks, and how he's now helping other narrators and authors create audiobooks through his new company, [Wildwood Audio](https://wildwoodaudio.com/).

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**Music credits:** "No Time For Games" licensed by Audioblocks

"Something About Us" by Daft Punk is available on [iTunes](https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/something-about-us-love-theme-from-interstella-5555-ep/697286234)

Hosted by Kirt Graves / [Website](https://www.kirtreads.com/) / [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/KirtGravesNarrator/) / [Twitter](https://twitter.com/kirtgraves) / [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/kirtreads/)

**SPOILER ALERT:** The short story Lovesong, presented here in audio, contains spoilers for *Wolfsong* and *Ravensong*.

The complete text of Lovesong is available at [www.tjklunebooks.com](http://www.tjklunebooks.com/new-blog/2018/9/1/lovesong-a-green-creek-story).

**Buy *Wolfsong*:**

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**Buy *Murmuration***

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**Music credits:** "Searching for Hope" and "Melodic Acoustic Advert Music" licensed by Audioblocks

Hosted by Kirt Graves / [Website](https://www.kirtreads.com/) / [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/KirtGravesNarrator/) / [Twitter](https://twitter.com/kirtgraves) / [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/kirtreads/)

**SPOILER ALERT:** The short story Lovesong, presented here in audio, contains spoilers for *Wolfsong* and *Ravensong*.

The complete text of Lovesong is available at [www.tjklunebooks.com](http://www.tjklunebooks.com/new-blog/2018/9/1/lovesong-a-green-creek-story).

**Buy *Wolfsong*:**

[Audible](https://www.audible.com/pd/B01LX3DCUR/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWU-BK-ACX0-069860&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_069860_pd_us) / [iTunes](https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/wolfsong/id1101406976?mt=11) / [Dreamspinner](https://www.dreamspinnerpress.com/books/wolfsong-by-tj-klune-7158-b)

**Buy *Murmuration***

[Audible](https://www.audible.com/pd/B01N5OIEWD/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWU-BK-ACX0-077697&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_077697_pd_us) / [iTunes](https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/murmuration-unabridged/id1195686847) / [Dreamspinner](https://www.dreamspinnerpress.com/books/murmuration-by-tj-klune-7660-b)

**Music credits:** "Searching for Hope" and "Melodic Acoustic Advert Music" licensed by Audioblocks

Hosted by Kirt Graves / [Website](https://www.kirtreads.com/) / [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/KirtGravesNarrator/) / [Twitter](https://twitter.com/kirtgraves) / [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/kirtreads/)