The Kolton Patrick Show

Apparently, just any joe shmoe off the street is starting podcasts now and it's disgraceful. Like, do these people not realize nobody cares. So today we are going to be checking out some podcasts that shouldn’t exist and then discuss why they shouldn't exist.

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Today on The Kolton Patrick Show, I talk about how wokeness is an official disease according to the CDC and Elon Musk, how you can know if you have it, and how we can possibly stop this epidemic in its tracks. I believe we have to play their game if we want to win.

Welcome to the 94th annual Hollywood woke awards, where celebrities show you how woke they are by virtue signaling, preaching about politics and the gender pay gap even though it's not real.    #willsmith #Oscars    

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Find out why Kolton Is Fatphobic in today's episode of "The Kolton Patrick Show"  

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For some reason, someone out there decided to make a show all about Addison Rea, but it's not what you think it is. There is no TikTok drama, and you won't be seeing Addison Rea throwing it back either. In Addison Rea's new show "Addison Rea Comes Home" the entire show is about Addison Rea doing normal everyday activities. HOW AWESOME!  #addisonreagoeshome #snapchat 

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In Todays Episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, we are not only discussing the new batman movie that just came out but I also try and create the most accurate Batman movie I possibly can by making up a scenario that could really happen and I cast real people. I cast and go into the back story of a real-life joker, who went by the name of paul miller but is known best as  Gypsy Crusader.  I also cast a gay joker and a homophobic batman but you'll have to watch and see what happens with that.   The Kolton Patrick Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdpy... 

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In This Episode Of The Kolton Patrick Show, we are talking all about how we can all laugh and Improve. I believe even Jeffery Toobin a CNN newsman can improve after exposing himself on a zoom call. But sadly kids cant laugh at cartoons anymore because they have become too woke. Cartoon Creators are now pushing their political and social agendas down the throats of young kids through Blue Clues and Arthur. Watch till the end if you want to laugh and maybe even improve.

In this episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, I talk about how every time there is any tension between two countries people on TikTok Automatically start saying that there is going to be a ww3 and start making dumb TikTok's about it. I also talk about Sam Hyde and Idubbz, and how Idubbz got tricked by Sam Hyde when filming the documentary on his life. I and Ryan also try and react to rappers ranking themselves, but the rappers were so bad that I just had to start rapping myself. And then I talk about taking action and how it leads to the best life possible.

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In this episode of "The Kolton Patrick Show" Kolton and his cousin, lifelong best friend,  and new co-host Ryan reminisce on their days of riding roller coasters at Disney World and Universal. Not only do we rank all the rides at these parks but we also tell crazy stories of what would go down while waiting in line for the ride.

In this episode of the Kolton Patrick Show, I take a peek into my past. I tell weird and embarrassing stories about what it was like to be homeschooled, rank the grade levels, and answer questions from fans.