Real American Dummy: Vacuum Sends Man to Jail! Lies we tell kids...shhh it's ok. What piece of clothing do you need to throw after 6 months. Am I A Jerk: My BF Buys His Ex Valentine's Gifts!

Working Wives are the CEO of Everything Else: Acknowledging that the "day job" is only half the job description. Dear Kris & Chelsea: My girlfriend has the hots for her trainer. Sprayed by a skunk horror stories (since it's skunk mating season).

It's National Handcuff Day: Who's been handcuffed the most? Customer Service debacles- Kris & Chelsea share hilarious stories. Tom from BK responds to Kris & Chelsea!

A woman asks Kris & Chelsea if she's a jerk for changing her hair color...and not telling her BF!  The dog that interrupted the Olympics is a hero. Scammers duping senior citizens!

We called the president...of Burger King. Kris & Chelsea's Closure Call: When You Get Used on a First Date (without knowing it). Lent explained poorly.

Friday the 13th Valentine un-luck! Trying to make flowers last as long as possible. Daisy finds her Valentine!! 

Listener wants to know if she's a jerk for not going to a dog birthday party...with a surprise twist. Lost pennies giving people luck! Valentine's Day Fact or Fiction- will Chelsea win $3,000 for jewelry?

Dear Kris & Chelsea: What Should I Do?? A brother is torn between bro code and sticking up for his sister after this disastrous bachelor party.   Fake Jewelry...did they really think they'd get away with it? Find Daisy a Valentine update!

Hacks: An apple a day...helps your car?  This 90s staple is disappearing! Dog collar translates words to barks!