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We are so back...for now.

We can rebuild him. We are back, by god. You know we only do this when we feel like it. We have to make you want it. Beg for it. Just when you think we are done, we come back. Anyway, here is another one fresh off the press. And by fresh, I mean a few days old.

Guys, this episode was so bad, I didn't even make an intro. Sort of a call back to how it was in the beginning. Cyclical, it calls comes back to a a turd cast. That's what it is all about, the ups and downs. You think every painting Picasso made was great? Hell no. You think Stephen King wrote nothing but greats? Hell no, actually most of it is slop. Just like this cast. Most of these episodes are dog crap, but hey, you stick around for the good ones, and for that, we thank you. As always, thank you for listening.

WE HAVE COME BACK, when in doubt, cast it out. I need to go to the grocery store and pickup some stuff to cook for work, because at the end of the day, I AINT MAKIN NO MONEY OFF THIS CRAP!!! YES, I am a WAGEY and I don't have the MEANS to do anything else but STRUGGLE! Oh, my bad for having to WORK!!!!! What do you want from me? I have to live on gruel and SLOP just to make ends meet. So be it. Anyway, speaking of slop, here's some more fresh off the press.

LADies and GentLADs. We are back. My god, trials and tribulations. We cannot be defeated. Nothing can stop us from uploading slop to the internet. We are ever present slop manufacturers on this planet and we will not stop producing. Please listen to this garbage and thank you for listening to two absolute idiots ramble.

Guys, coming at you with another shit cast. I'm gonna be honest, it's one of those episodes where we had great ambitions, but it fell short. Sometimes, life isn't what you want it to be. That's okay. What? You think everything is going to be perfect all the time? HUH? What? It's not good enough for you? IS THAT IT? I bet you think this is so easy huh? Oh yea, I can feel your gaze and your sardonic remarks. Sickening. Murph and I are giving it all we have, and you don't give a rat's ass...anyway thanks for listening my fellow goobers and gobberettes. Tell your friends and family about this trash my god, spread the word. Amen and Awomen, praise gawd, thank you again. I am really just seeing how long I can make one of these before it cuts me off, and honestly...this is way more than I thought it was going to allow me to do. I'm getting out of here. Later.

That's right, we're back. We just had to wait for events to unfold for us to upload. We had to wait for some things to happen. Some things to change. Some things to take place. Thanks for listening, by god, it never ends. Life just comes and bites a piece of your ear off sometimes, huh? My God, ladies and gentlemen, sometimes everything is going good then BAM your old onlyfans videos get leaked. Bottom line, there's always someone trying to throw a wrench in the wheel. Thanks again for listening my sweet little ones.

ORDER, HURRY UP, JESUS CHRIST!!!

By God, what happened, it seemed like it was all going so well. Then, BAM, nothing. That's what happens, life you gives you lemons, and you have a citrus allergy. It never ends. Thank you for listening my sweet angels.