The Larry & Needles Show

Larry works over Needles' junk, nude floor strippers and so much more

Mary joins us for the podcast and we discuss... nunya bizness

we talk turkey about the ins and outs of 9/11 with special guest Stoney

we take a trip back to a simpler time when we didn't care

Larry & Needles discus not being a shady bitch, people don't care, monkey with a fez, she's got a fancy cigarette holder, and the hopeium den.

we divulge our deepest secrets and laugh off the trauma

We meet a Peruvian banana farmer who shows us his lsd hawk, we get emotionally involved after we get MK' ultra-ed so back off. The comptroller prints a new letter to the Jim teacher and his devil aunt gets involved on ur tunnel to breakfast, can you buy me drugs in german? Larry is so gross

We surf in a pool of mountain dew while the poop palace gets filled with visitors, we see a woman in distress on a bad bar date, SaTeLlites ArEn'T ReAl. Have you ever seen a white trash trailer beam hidden from the looky loo's. We compete in the brain wash boogie and perpetrate idiocy all while doin' cloak and dagger shit, pink hair police chaser is my new porn hub search after i hit up the bodega for a little debbie and a pop. Cutting coca cola from a clandestine flat earth fast food joint and i'll fight you if you drink milk with pasta, cereal water fuels larry as he tries to defund the brolice. There's a poll station pregnancy scare and we push JFK old lady over, have you ever met a 7 year old cereal killer, i have. Fuck there's a lot of assholes in here while mad max makes hash, we have an underwear robbery scare and AI gave me herpes. Here's the money shot mug shot while old men 69, here's a pizza and a rose my love and the sex pistols snap you awake at the MK ULTRA HONEY POT LUCK.

Jim Bongford is on the case as he slathers you in sunscreen while singing the national anthem. If you meet a Ollie run for the hills while drinking margaritas and making this country better, biden does the truffle shuffle and harbors ferrel kids to do his bidding. Have you ever robotic tripped while at thoms free clinic, %15 percent off your next procedure.