Apparently, cops are lying to kids and not about the tooth fairy. Also this month, the metaverse didn't account for creeps online. And do you remember President James Buchanan? Of course you don't and there's good reason for that.

It's the first episode of Season Two, y'all! It's just more of the same. This month, nukes are a lose-lose situation and burritos are actually from North Korea. And did you hear how Drake spices up his sex life? 

It's the season finale of The Last Minute 2021! Join Dustin by the fireside as he reads a holiday classic, reminds us to stop ruining the classics, and ends the year by looking back on the best of the worst. Hee-Haw!

Like many families across America, Dustin celebrates this year's Thanksgiving by criticizing the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict. Meanwhile, the writing staff discovered that at least one person in the group earned something more than an Art Degree, and our Company Dickhead pitches his biggest idea yet to change the podcast. Wait, could it be?!?

This month, we're celebrating Halloween with some personal scary stories. What's truly terrifying, however, is how little you can trust the Internet and more covered in The Buried Lead. And what the heck? Is that a ghost?

In September, COVID is still making history and the US Government is still perfecting the art of saying “sorry for making things worse”. The buried lead is that Texas continues to give power to people who shouldn’t. And in other news, Americans need to get over the fact that McDonald’s just doesn’t have ice cream anymore.

It’s The Last Minute Summer Special. Even though we took a break, we still had things we wanted to talk about from June to August, like how temperatures are rising and how many companies take pride in not caring about LGBTQ pride.

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Apparently firing squads are still a thing. To mask or not to mask, that is the question? And finally a biopic we can all care about, the story of the flaming hot Cheeto.

The Last Minute crew took a break over the summer to work on some other projects, and we forgot we had recorded an episode back in May. Staying on brand, it’s better late than never. We have another episode backlogged so keep an eye out for that in the next couple days.

Mitch McConnell wants companies to mind their own business, unless they're in the business of re-electing him. The Buried Lead is that Matt Gaetz wants to date your daughter. And In Other News, Dustin "blazes" through the headlines.

Turns out both Republicans and Democrats hate poor people. During the Buried Lead, Dustin delves deeper into the rise of anti-Asian attacks. And In Other News, a customer complains about receiving exactly what they ordered.

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