Sharon talks taking an overdose a year ago, Iain talks losing Velvet and how a pet is a family member, Caddick gets upset at remembering his dog passing, Susan is a Homoonphobe? (Thanks @Plankton1975), Christmas round David Babcock's, Lewis' action figures cause tension and Iain shares a Stanley Johnson story that didn't make it onto I'm a Celeb

Will anyone miss Prince Andrew?, Which of the Royal Family would you bow to?, Steve believes black lives matter was set up by the Jews, Iain talks his cat Velvet who was put to sleep today, Iain loves Feargal Sharkey, How to make your penis look bigger and Iain creates a zen atmosphere

Did the leaders debate change anything?, Katherine's tragic falling over story, David Babcock's accidental seance fart, Ollie's money stealing confession, Welsh Chris still won't accept help, Clive's road to PIP and Pat pervs on Jane McDonald and Iain goes down a Noel Coward rabbit hole

Iain discusses the Prince Andrew interview and the Royal Family, Noah / Racist Jonathan phones in so Iain asks him about prison, Wren cites Netflix drama The Crown as fact, Tyrell talks taking himself off tramadol without consulting his doctor, Caddick falls asleep again and Steven needs help as he's addicted to drugs

Iain is joined by actor Paul Danan who talks Hollyoaks, Taking drugs and drinking, Celebrity love island and Getting clean, Daniel invents a new postcode system, Welsh Chris continues to ignore Iain's advice, Josh talks driving around because he can't sleep and paying for prostitutes, Iain receives some post and Horrible migraines and cluster headaches

The first 5 calls straight to air, Iain puts a TENS machine on his nipples, Welsh Chris gets upset because of his blindness but doesn't want to change, Rick talks suffering two cardiac arrests, a heart attack and sepsis which left him blind, Denise turns her life around, Chris returns but won't take Iain or Katherine's advice and Iain creates a hit song on his phone

Poppy shaming, Harrison challenges Iain to Adam Ant, Iain talks an awkward rabbit hole podcast recording at the weekend, Alistair gets upset at having to go to court, Lavinya gets chased by a spooky balloon, Nigel in Maidstone goes Dracula and sings, Gerald has some new jingles for the show and Iain is feeling crap

3 hours of straight to air calls, Noel Taylor's buttermelt invention, Iain becomes a great yodeller, A very spooky story from a 15 year old, Line 2 is angry with Britbox for putting Doctor Who on there as he collects the DVDs, Racist Jonathan returns to read Iain's column and Katherine's parents are swingers?