Straight to air for the first hour and it gets weird with callers and music, Liam accuses Iain of being rude to the callers, Is your penis a different colour to your body?, Susan tests Iain's general knowledge and Getting a day off work if your pet dies?

Old men attacking Greta Thunberg online, Iain gets angry with Rainbow George, Iain chats with magician Pete Heat, Chris says his family don't talk to him anymore because he dresses in drag, No fapping?, Sloop John B on flirting with a man who gives him extra portions, Iain does a Periscope love bomb and Nigel in Maidstone loves Dolly Parton's bangers

Iain is joined by actor and singer Jess Conrad OBE in the studio who talks Joe Meek, the fight with Heinz Burt, Auditioning for James Bond and Playing Adam West, David Babcock's dirty phone dial to Iain, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck book and Iain opens up about life and being happy

Iain needs help writing a review for his Airbnb after he found cockroaches, Ian talks losing his mum and his brother due to suicide, Shirley talks the Jeffrey Epstein situation and thinks MI5 is listening to her phone calls and Tracy is struggling with the summer holidays and money

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Iain loses his passport so threatens the Post Office, Caddick and Gatford play Britain's biggest bumlick, Mark argues with Iain over leaving the EU and says Sharia Law is here, Nigel in Maidstone on chatting up girls and sings a tribute to his mum, Sheila and Alistair have sexy talk and Katherine gets on Iain's last nerve

The phone's and internet don't work so Iain gives out his personal number to phone in, Iain channels Michael Jackson, Iain chats with Ehab Shouly from Terrace Tearooms which has the first cyber waitress, Pablo talks receiving DMs from the Charlottesville car attack, Iain receives calls from disgusted South Africans and Sifu phones Iain after years being away

Iain upsets people on Good Morning Britain, Singers that need a good cough, Alexa listens to you having sex?, Nigel in Maidstone's beautiful Michael Jackson song, Iain trolls Chris with the soundboard and an Antique Victorian Dildo to return to Ireland?