Tommy Boyd in for Iain Lee, Are you all set for Christmas?, Mark talks Keith Richards, Contacts in your phone, Tommy's jingle, Emoji's & Photo's, Racist Jonathan's generations, Patrick doesn't like school uniforms, Julian against Christmas cards, More sleep means more skinny? and Barry talks Birthdays in the papers

Tommy Boyd in for Iain Lee, Katherine goes back to the BBC, A knee in the groin, The importance of the hot beverage, Racist Jonathan talks carrots, Tommy asks why do we need underpants?, Buying the big issue, Ray talks dragons den, Tommy's first time and Cleo talks restoring your faith in humanity

Tommy Boyd in for Iain Lee, Alabama and Roy Moore, Racist Jonathan locks horns with Tommy, Being offered a bed, Barry talks homeless people, Ray talks being a policeman and complaints about homeless people, Steven talks being homeless currently, What the queen drinks, Overrated Christmas items, Tommy tells two stories of being propositioned for a job and dressing up in disguise to spy

Iain returns next Monday but for tonight you have Tommy Boyd, Katherine at the Wireless Group awards, Iain Lee comes live from Australia and chats to Katherine and the callers, Julian talks Keith Chegwin passing away, death and dictators, Glynn asks why are we not going after Korea?, Are you an alpha male or female?, Stephie talks about transitioning from male to female, Tommy talks an old colleague who transitioned and Flower essence

Tommy Boyd in for Iain, Tommy talks the Lord's Prayer, Holy Ken rips in to George Galloway, Simon talks Iain in the jungle and bullying, Kick the bucket, A good argument, Tommy Trinder, Cockney rhyming slang, Unisex toilets, Christmas breakfasts and Tommy isn't as fiery anymore?

Tommy Boyd in for Iain, Tommy and Katherine discuss Iain in the jungle, Lewis is struggling, How much sleep do you get?, The longest person gone without sleep, Dolphins don't sleep?, Favourite Christmas movies?, Movies and songs that make you cry, Julian's over 25 nightclub, Christine Keeler, Rick wants Tommys views on Trump and Northerners can't fake laughs?

Jamie East in for Iain, Katherine isn't happy with the treatment of Iain in the jungle, The room and Disaster Artist, Phillip talks reflection zones in shopping centres, Andre's pop quiz, The Mega Brothel, Kyle's 60s Music Quiz, Roxanne sped up, A Fairytale of New York singalong, Ray's Rant and Dennis wants Iain back!

Jamie East in for Iain, Racist Jonathan talks America splitting into new ethno-states and gets stuck with a toddler, Iain survives another night, Caddick does Back to the Future, Naked Attraction, Aliens are coming?, Babcock has Santa ruined and delivers milk, Kym Marsh, Catfishing and a singalong of Do They Know It's Christmas? and I will survive!

Jamie East in for Iain, Caddick reviews First Dates, Racist Jonathan is worried about the FBI and talks Donald Trump, Pie in a tin, Gerry wins a bet!, Simon the real life fish man, Reality TV winners, Fiona talks I'm a Celebrity and Iain and Ray's famous pop idol uncle

Rufus in for Iain, Stu talks The Fairytale of New York, Eddie talks comedians and stand up, Jules wants to know where the Two Mikes are, Driving Tests, Paul talks a drunk Rufus in his cab, Cleo talks Elton John, Wayne talks Armchair Detectives, Barry talks winding down and sings Daydream Believer and Rufus finishes on a long joke